United Thread - 2023/24

[TinFoilHat]

Balls out for the caraboa cup!

Drawing the mighty Barnet, Lincoln City, Doncaster, and Liverpool on their way to another wembley victory over Newcastle.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

maybe theyve counted luke shaw as 150 people

Get rid of Shaw and they can make 27 chefs redundant

 

[mancboy]

Get rid of Shaw and they can make 27 chefs redundant

Yeah true but greggs in manchester will go bust you selfish bastard ;)

 

[HelloCity]

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

That Alex fella sounds like a mardarsed c**t.

 

[East Level 2]

I know you guys would have been pissed off to lose the FA Cup final but in hindsight it was a stroke of genius and part of a masterclass to keep the Rags in the doldrums for another few years yet.

Ensuring that Ten Haag stays for more time and continues the rot is worth so much more than the 2nd tier trophy in England anyway.

Bollocks, bollocks, bollocks, bollocks, and may I add bollocks. - Not just cos you're a Gooner, I've been saying the same to City fans all summer.
Saving Ten Bob's job might screw them a bit, but keeping them out of Europe would have had a much greater impact.

 

[Deepest Blue]

Shergar would do a better job than ten rags .. He’s fuckin clueless :-)

United DNA Take 2

 

[manclad]

To assist a useless fucker they are enlisting another useless fucker.

(As I wrote the word 'enlisting' I immediately thought of XTC's Sgt Rock, and I now have that in my head, so I'm passing it on to you lot - my generosity recognises no boundaries.)

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[jrb]

Do the 250 include the referees and VAR officials who failed them last season?

Howard Webb will no longer be on United’s payroll.

 

[ShorehamCitizen]

Tent Peg given a year's extension despite 8th place, a minus GD and a CL group stage crash out.... All saved and still here because of a fluke win over us.