United Thread | 2024/25

[Spanishbob]

Still SCUM

 

[Platt Lane 59]

Sad about Brandon Williams possibly facing jail.
Said no one ever, horrible rag ****.

Oh, you mean Brandon Williams, the ex-Norwich City player ?

 

[StillBluessinceHydeRoad]

Isn't the Guardian article very similar to one written by Stefan Borson a few days ago? Wonder what else they're coming round to Bluemoon's take on!

 

[remember arthur mann]

I've had worse ...
Infact she looks like a bird I used to rattle at one time.
Granted she was my ten to 2 fall back girl

 

[Blue Mist]

It's Derby week. The negative City headlines are out this Thursday Friday.

The positive rag ones are out now. The first being Real Madrid.......wait for it...... want fernandez for 90 million ha ha ha

 

[remember arthur mann]

It's Derby week. The negative City headlines are out this Thursday Friday.

The positive rag ones are out now. The first being Real Madrid.......wait for it...... want fernandez for 90 million ha ha ha

 

[deano ou812]

It's Derby week. The negative City headlines are out this Thursday Friday.

The positive rag ones are out now. The first being Real Madrid.......wait for it...... want fernandez for 90 million ha ha ha

Is that all I thought they’d at least try and make it seem realistic £150mill surely and 2 Madrid players going to the rags ..

 

[ysmsa]

"The roof of the proposed new Manchester United stadium has three points, which is more than can often be said for the team who will play underneath it. According to Nigel Dancey of the architectural firm Foster + Partners, the three giant masts will “create a distinctive presence on the skyline”, presumably in the same way that Roy Keane created a distinctive presence on Alf‑Inge Haaland’s knee."

Fucking hell and that's just the opening paragraph.

He

From the article,

"Put it like this: if someone builds a new restaurant near your favourite restaurant, you’re not suddenly going to start eating two dinners"

Luke Shaw was Not consulted on this point :-)

 

[bennyboy]

 

[bada bing]

Looks like Brandon is gonna be finding out if the same applies on his cell block.....

 

[NantwichBlue]

Jesus, Jackson has a hard time forming coherent sentences. It's almost like he's on some serious vitamin supplements!!!

 

[remember arthur mann]

Looks like Brandon is gonna be finding out if the same applies on his cell block.....

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Oh dear, rags under 18s dumped out of the semi final by the Villa.

 

[Franny 1234]

What a bunch of pathetic losers these people really are. Protests? Sit-ins? Demonstrations? FFS! Virtually every club in the history of the game has had its ups and downs: scrapping for the title one season, avoiding relegation the next. Players coming and going, same with chairmen and owners etc. No club can guarantee top 3 or 4 every single season, this isn't Scotland.
It's about time these plastic day-trippers had a reality check. Other clubs have been in a similar situation before, many many times before actually, but they don't organise protests and march about with banners and posters demanding a change in management just because they're not top dogs anymore.

The reason that disgusting cub are where they are is not down to the Glazers, it's down to the players. The players that your club paid £70/80 million for and is paying them £350,000 a week to go out on the pitch and enhance their social media status. Players who would far rather endorse their training shoes than actually employ them for what they are supposed to do - ie, train with them. Same with boots, shirts, shorts etc.
Modelling kits in a flashy, digital studio somewhere, with soft lighting and luxurious backdrops: hair gel applied in copious amounts, gold bling and Rolexes adorning their well-honed and deeply tanned bodies - better than going out on the cold and wet pitch under the glaring floodlights, being scrutinised by the people who paid for your ostentatious lifestyle in the first place, having to actually do what you are handsomely paid for, isn't it?

Your club is sinking faster than a concrete slab in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, with both Mark (The Beast) Labbet and Cyril Smith performing a fucking tango on it. Face, it you cannot feast at the banquet with the high and mighty if you're a penniless vagrant waiting for your next PiP payment.

Bit harsh on people who get paid PIP

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Sad about Brandon Williams possibly facing jail.
Said no one ever, horrible rag ****.

Talking about jailing people who get paid by foitball clubs ( I won't say player in this case). Anyone know when slabhead is due in the Greek Court?

 

[TonyColemansbagofapples]

60000 empty seats. Basically struggling to sell out for sunday

And it’s only 0-0!

 

[Vienna_70]

60000 empty seats. Basically struggling to sell out for sunday

I never thought I’d see the day.

 

[give it to gordon]

Another plastic from around here lol

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Looks like Brandon is gonna be finding out if the same applies on his cell block.....

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Harpurhey scally who was half decent at football and turned into a Billy Big Bollocks when he broke into the rags first team. Keeps some seriously dodgy company around Moston/Harpurhey.

Apparently one of the reasons the rags fucked him off.

Also went to the same high school as me

 

[KentBlue]

Harpurhey scally who was half decent at football and turned into a Billy Big Bollocks when he broke into the rags first team. Keeps some seriously dodgy company around Moston/Harpurhey.

Apparently one of the reasons the rags fucked him off.

Also went to the same high school as me

Isn't he the low-life who took laughing gas and then smashed his car up some time ago?

 

[Protein Junkie]

BBC gossip column have done a reverse April Fools day on the Rags.
For the first time in months they have not posted a hilarious transfer link to a high profile,born a rag fan, world best in his position player.