United Thread | 2024/25

[Cellarite]

Just listening to the Flying Pig and I've had a revelation.

United have two major problems (player wise - I know they have a billion other problems as a club) at the moment.

Andre Onana can't keep the ball out of the net and Rasmus Hojlund can't get the fucker into it.

I wonder if Amorim has considered swapping their positions. Please don't repeat this anywhere as it could be a solution to their league position.

 

[marco]

hahahaha, turnrd off flashscores when they went 1-2 up, only just found out it was a draw

 

[.db.]

 

[roach3]

What young English striker should United sign in the Summer Wayne?
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Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

What is your favourite dance Wayne?
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DELAP !!!!

Wonder what he’d look like without his thatched roof and no beard
Fat **** looks bad enough now

 

[roach3]

Bonus. Went to bed with the rags 2 1 up after 92!!

Was 2-1 when I last looked at my phone in bed, thought it was all over.
Nice surprise this morning and it had to be the clown in goal.
Rimjob already come out in defence of the poor fucker.
They never ever learn.

 

[give it to gordon]

Just listening to the Flying Pig and I've had a revelation.

United have two major problems (player wise - I know they have a billion other problems as a club) at the moment.

Andre Onana can't keep the ball out of the net and Rasmus Hojlund can't get the fucker into it.

I wonder if Amorim has considered swapping their positions. Please don't repeat this anywhere as it could be a solution to their league position.

And Onana is training against rags attackers lol
So Onana is training against shit forwards. And rags forwards are training against a shit keeper

 

[Cellarite]

And Onana is training against rags attackers lol
So Onana is training against shit forwards. And rags forwards are training against a shit keeper

Fuck me, it's a spiral of catastrophe.

 

[eyalluvitt]

Wonder what he’d look like without his thatched roof and no beard
Fat **** looks bad enough now

Weird as in my opinion Colleen has improved with age, that nails down a blackboard accent though

 

[Grassland Blue]

Wonder what he’d look like without his thatched roof and no beard
Fat **** looks bad enough now

He would be nailed on for a gurning competition.
Wouldn't have to do much....

 

[paulchapo]

Buy early for Christmas.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Weird as in my opinion Colleen has improved with age, that nails down a blackboard accent though

Agree totally

 

[Cellarite]

Weird as in my opinion Colleen has improved with age, that nails down a blackboard accent though

Nailed up a blackboard though.

 

[Luddite_Blue]

Don't know if posted before but worth a repost even if so as always good to see a humbling at any level of that rancid arrogant club:

 

[The Salford lad.]

Anyone on Facebook , we need to do a doll of an fc Utd fan what they are doing at the minute, with his accessories a bucket and begging bowl ,

 

[Vienna_70]

Don't know if posted before but worth a repost even if so as always good to see a humbling at any level of that rancid arrogant club:

Arrogant little twat!

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Arrogant little twat!

To be fair to the lad he'd been practicing them on the training ground with Onana all week - no wonder he was in confident mood.............

 

[heslops barnet]

And which bunch of dickheads let them get into the Europa in the first place!

Still fuming about that!

Especially if we don’t get a CL place ….& they qualify winning Europa Cup

 

[City Raider]

Don't know if posted before but worth a repost even if so as always good to see a humbling at any level of that rancid arrogant club:

IBRAGimov - only destined for one club

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Rags will only listen to offers over £52m for Poundland Haaland....looks like he's staying there then. (BBC) I've added the last bit, bet it wasn't obvious ;)

 

[KentBlue]

Rags will only listen to offers over £52m for Poundland Haaland....looks like he's staying there then. (BBC) I've added the last bit, bet it wasn't obvious ;)

So arrogantly optimistic. He's another who's probably on about £250 thousand a week basic, who the fuck is going to pay that for him - now that Steve Bruce is no longer managing.