United Thread | 2024/25

[mac]

The butcher hahaha.
Reminds of one of those little dwarfs from the Wizard of Oz..... "we are the lollipop men'

He reminds me of the dwarf barista in The IT Crowd.

 

[Norman kneejerk]

Ineous being brilliant is them talking to Tuchel when they clearly have no faith in Ten Hag. Then when they realised Tuchel didn’t fancy the job then giving Ten Hag more money to piss away on ex Ajax players. Square that circle @Derrick91?

I think it's quite funny that they are signing so many ex Ajax players but not Kudos who is the one good one.

 

[Skrastins]

i see that Manchester Old Waterpark is becoming Little Amsterdam

 

[KentBlue]

Like Mark ('Obviously') Hughes and his insistence on having his Taffy Mafia with him wherever he's managed, Ten-Bob seems hell bent on creating Ajax 2 at the swamp. What next, 'Tulips From Amsterdam' as the club song? photos of windmills all over the place? Football boots replaced by clogs? Van der Valk as team manager?

 

[mancboy]

something which is once again being ignored at the rags is if they get de ligt thats him, the weird looking french kid, the poison dwarf and lego head which is 230m worth of centrebacks for 2 spots and none of them is good enough to play on the flanks or in midfield but its never questioned that four into two wont go.

 

[mancboy]

Like Mark ('Obviously') Hughes and his insistence on having his Taffy Mafia with him wherever he's managed, Ten-Bob seems hell bent on creating Ajax 2 at the swamp. What next, 'Tulips From Amsterdam' as the club song? photos of windmills all over the place? Football boots replaced by clogs? Van der Valk as team manager?

he has zero innovation or ability to change things, pep has managed to get us playing at least four different styles over his time here, this clown just wants to use the same style he had at ajax with the same players and expects it to just magically work, ive seen cardboard cut outs that have more dimensions and personality than him.

 

[threespires]

We've owned this for years. I don't know a single City fan who objects to being called a Bert.

'Top Berting' is one of my favourite phrases. If I got my hands on the KS2 curriculum....now class, conjugate the verb 'to Bert'.

 

[BlueRockape]

Like Mark ('Obviously') Hughes and his insistence on having his Taffy Mafia with him wherever he's managed, Ten-Bob seems hell bent on creating Ajax 2 at the swamp. What next, 'Tulips From Amsterdam' as the club song? photos of windmills all over the place? Football boots replaced by clogs? Van der Valk as team manager?

Clogs for cloggers

 

[Resurrection Joe...]

Like Mark ('Obviously') Hughes and his insistence on having his Taffy Mafia with him wherever he's managed, Ten-Bob seems hell bent on creating Ajax 2 at the swamp. What next, 'Tulips From Amsterdam' as the club song? photos of windmills all over the place? Football boots replaced by clogs? Van der Valk as team manager?

new security team has just pitched up....

 

[Eds]

something which is once again being ignored at the rags is if they get de ligt thats him, the weird looking french kid, the poison dwarf and lego head which is 230m worth of centrebacks for 2 spots and none of them is good enough to play on the flanks or in midfield but its never questioned that four into two wont go.

You have forgotten JFE and Lindaflop.