United Thread | 2024/25

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

I’ve heard he’s got his hands on a load of Chernobyl steaks ..

Save on the microwaving…

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Luke Shaw after receiving the email about the BBQ.....

 

[heslops barnet]

Listening to Gary Neville and Paul Scoles talk on overlapabout how embarrassing united are is so good to listen to

But this is Manchester United we’re talking about……..so fukin what you self entitled cunts

 

[blue b4 the moon]

When does the rags being deemed news of interest that they're shit ever end?

They've been off the pace for fucking years and this is the new norm yet segment after segment of sports shows blow smoke up them, although I never watch the after match stuff I'd guess that whoever they are beaten by ger a passing comment before 30/45 mins of what the rags need to do.

SCUM

 

[SWPISHOME]

He's never lost to a Pep team.....just saying.

Paul Cook (Wigan) has never lost to a Pep team either.

Counts for fuck all.

 

[GaudinoMotors]

He's never lost to a Pep team.....just saying.

That's more down to Pep recently - unfortunately.

 

[Paladin]

He's never lost to a Pep team.....just saying.

Community Shield. Just saying.

Edit. Sorry, Ten Haag lost this for them.

 

[SWPISHOME]

Community Shield. Just saying.

Ten Hag was still in charge at that point wasn't he?

 

[TShed]

Please please finish 16th or 17th.

I know 13th is still shite but you know they'll scrape a couple of results and those above them won't, making them look more mid table than right above the relegation zone

And lose the Thursday night cup of course

If they finish 17th then Edwards the Butchers are only providing horse head meat burgers

This keeps Leicester interested in the PL right to the final day

 

[Paladin]

Ten Hag was still in charge at that point wasn't he?

Oops. (Quickly goes to delete original message).

 

[The Norfolk Blue]

Is scruffy tax dodging Jim a secret City fan, he couldn’t make the rags more embarrassing if he tried.

I'm not sure, but Agent Omar Berrada definitely is .... doing a sterling job so far.

 

[Blackley_Blue]

I’ve heard he’s got his hands on a load of Chernobyl steaks ..

Don't make the mistake I made and buy those underpants made in Northern Ukraine... If you do, Chernobyl keep falling out...

 

[Bantamgaz]

But this is Manchester United we’re talking about……..so fukin what you self entitled cunts

Its fooking boring week after week boring the world about how fooking shit they are and where the entitled cunts should be ................they are what they a bog standard cup team that win the odd cup like the cunts where during the 70s and 80s .................i didnt mind them going about them at the start but how many years now we have to listen to this shit ????

They lose a game and its not about the team that beat them its about the Glazers,scruffy Jim and that run down shithole get with it face reality your fooking shit the end

 

[tweety]

Not noticed Scruffy Jim on the back pages or the media in general for quite some time. Puzzling.

 

[KentBlue]

Its fooking boring week after week boring the world about how fooking shit they are and where the entitled cunts should be ................they are what they a bog standard cup team that win the odd cup like the cunts where during the 70s and 80s .................i didnt mind them going about them at the start but how many years now we have to listen to this shit ????

They lose a game and its not about the team that beat them its about the Glazers,scruffy Jim and that run down shithole get with it face reality your fooking shit the end

And virtually every pundit is a former rag. Even in the tabloids there will be articles all about them - from former rags. The vermin seem to get more coverage than members of the Royal family do, and they are seldom off the news.

 

[manclad]

Don't make the mistake I made and buy those underpants made in Northern Ukraine... If you do, Chernobyl keep falling out...

Funny as fuck. Brought a wry little smirk to my face this morning. Ha ha.

 

[heslops barnet]

And virtually every pundit is a former rag. Even in the tabloids there will be articles all about them - from former rags. The vermin seem to get more coverage than members of the Royal family do, and they are seldom off the news.

Rag fans, lowest I.Q. of any fans……..well joint with dippers, spuds & Leeds

 

[bluethrunthru]

another good one

 

[thegoatsthegoat]

Not noticed Scruffy Jim on the back pages or the media in general for quite some time. Puzzling.

As recent as yesterday in terms of taking the piss out of him

 

[Gordyola]

Man Utd won't hold end of season award dinner again

Manchester United decide not to hold an end of year players' awards night for the second season running.

www.bbc.co.uk

A BBQ at Carrington if they win the failure cup won't have a parade, you have to be invited by Trafford Council to have one