United Thread | 2024/25

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

United a place where players go to regress.
United a place where rats go to thrive.
And then, there’s Fernandes, caught between 2 aspects as usual.

There’s a banner to be made there.

 

[ysmsa]

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Bullshit, mice ain't stupid and keey dry and warm

It will be water rats!

 

[Grassland Blue]

Bigger picture,

Shit Rags take points off Dippers and Arse, get our title challenge back on track :-)

2x 0-0 draws with a few red cards would be my preference.
(And maybe a couple of hamstrings!)

 

[Really_here]

Ever the optimist me,

However, keeping eye on top 4 too so any points dropped above us will be welcome

Top 4 is still something to hope for but we have to start by winning the next 3 and then demolishing Salford to get some positivity back in the team (and Pep).

 

[1961_vintage]

Great story - red cunts. Surprised the Fail have gone with it tbh?

Alternatively the guy who wrote the piece gets an extra fiver in his Scruffy Jim Xmas bonus for highlighting the tragedy of this dilapidated national treasure and (next article) the desperate and urgent need to secure public funding for a replacement stadium.

 

[The Light Was Yellow Sir]

Nice thought but I don't think we'll be challenging for the title even if we win every game we've got left starting at Everton.

If we only start winning at Everton we will likely go down as that’s not until April…….

 

[Really_here]

If we only start winning at Everton we will likely go down as that’s not until April…….

you win the pedant of the day ;-)
(change "at" to "against")

 

[jrb]

United new anthem as the teams walk out on to the pitch.

“I’m gonna feast on Rat”

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

I'm hearing they're preparing a bid for Stuart Little in January.

 

[The Light Was Yellow Sir]

you win the pedant of the day ;-)
(change "at" to "against")

Much better…