United Thread | 2024/25

bluetonium said:
On the first day of Christmas Scruffy Jim gave to me:

Thirteenth in the table
Twelve weeks of Ashworth
Eleven tonnes of spoiled meat
Ten corners turned
Nine managers since slurgie
Eight counts of battery
Seven roofs-a-leaking
Sixty thousand empty seats
Five points behind City!
Four thousand Norwich scarves
Three shipped to Bournemouth
Two stars for mouse shit
And a billion in debt and it's growing
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Brilliant
 
Blue Mist said:
Go back to the souvenir shop being owned in secret by Busby,
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Didn't know this one. Not surprising though. The whole foundations are built on lies and corruption, brown envelopes and off-shore accounts. But when you have a fawning media scared to ask questions you can pretty much do whatever the fuck you want.
 
freshie said:
This is a very damning article. God bless Scruffy Jim



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Wowee that’s pretty damning read.

Some interesting point - they seem to have a fair few ex-CFG staff over and above the high profile ones.

….‘In that light, some staff at United are making contingency plans and looking at opportunities elsewhere. For instance, the commercial director at a different north-west football club is sitting on around a dozen applications from current United employees’ - abandon ship!
 
JASR said:
Wowee that’s pretty damning read.

Some interesting point - they seem to have a fair few ex-CFG staff over and above the high profile ones.

….‘In that light, some staff at United are making contingency plans and looking at opportunities elsewhere. For instance, the commercial director at a different north-west football club is sitting on around a dozen applications from current United employees’ - abandon ship!
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What a wonderful Christmas present to the sporting world this really is. Dark clouds looming ominously over the swamp, 25% Jim making cuts everywhere, and boardroom staff jumping ship - and to think under Swales we thought we had issues.

Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas, you plastic bandwagon-jumpers: you vile apology for football supporters.
Never knew the rags existed until Sly brought them to your attention, too frightened to form an opinion of your own so you go along with the majority of know-nothing, fair-weather 'fans.' Your own little gang of raggies, bullying and intimidating other kids into joining your tinsel-covered cult. But now you're seeing what real, genuine grass-root football fans have been seeing for decades and decades - nice, eh?

Still, never mind: there's always the Dippers, Chelsea, Arsenal etc, I believe many of them have spaces on their huge bandwagons for you to jump on once you and your plastic mates finally abandon that foul, revolting corpse that you have been feeding off for so long.

But be warned - don't you ever, ever come near this club...we can smell rats from a great distance, believe me (we've had years of experience).
 
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