No finance to buy players for a squad which is desperate for it. A dilapidated stadium requiring a rebuild, a new stadium they can't afford, Ratcliffe has just lost £6.5bn in value, their only hope is to sell their half decent players, their current squad is old, talentless, fucked and useless, their manager clueless and clearly the wrong choice, their manager position is a poisoned chalice, i'm sure they'll have broken some of their sponsorship agreements for failing to qualify for European football. If either Leeds, Burnley or Sheff Utd/ Sunderland have a better season, they're going down.
UNITED.
ARE.
FUCKED!