United Thread | 2024/25

[Ysabel 123]

In all seriousness they could potentially be in trouble next season. If Villa beat them on Sunday they will finish on 39 points and possibly 17th. Next season they wont have the luxury of the 3 promoted teams being cannon fodder (and possibly the worst 3 promoted ever)! Both Leeds and Burnley are far better the 3 that went down this year!

Scruffy Jim wont be spending a penny and they have a lot of players on over £200k per week with no sell on value! The only players in their squad at present that any team will pay money for are Anthony, Rashford and Fernandes!

They also have numerous penalty clauses with Adidas and their main sponsors for not playing in CL next season

Missing out on the Champions League tonight will seriously harm them!

At least they have got that new £2bn stadium to look forward to ha!

Karma is a bitch you arrogant red twats!

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

“Data from Opta reveals that Amorim has won 24 points in 26 games, averaging a 0.92 points per game ratio.

This is officially the worst record after 26 league games from any manager at the traditional 'big six' clubs.

Even more concerning, the Portuguese head coach ratio is lower than Paul Jewell's 0.94 point per game average during Derby County's infamous 2007/08 campaign.”

New contract incoming...

 

[johnnytapia]

Alex Ferguson, can you hear me?

I was getting the train to Yorkshire one Saturday and loads got on at South Parkway having presumably flown in. They lost 3-0 to Bournemouth that day.

forums.bluemoon-mcfc.co.uk

 

[N1985]

Also the best player ever fernandes was a . Perfect captain for this team.

Lost possession 27 times tonight. Has to be some kind of record that.

 

[DTKOAG]

 

[Maintainin]

Thought you'd sneak in through the rear door n gain entry back to the big stage, eh?

...hilariously deluded!​

 

[city2]

A sixth of those points were taken from us.

He’s got a worse record rat face had at Valencia

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

We could see them relegated in 12 months time. I genuinely don't know what I'd do with myself. I'd have all my life's dreams fulfilled.

Don't know about you but I'd probably wank myself to death.

 

[The Salford lad.]

Has anyone seen that bike Vnut

Patrick Evra ha ha ha ha ha

 

[I'm Blue]

Enjoy..


And just for the fun of it..

 

[nmc]

Gonna be toxic at the Swamp on Sunday

All the Red and white that has miraculously appeared this week will be well and truly back in the drawer, it'll be that yellow and green shite again.

At least the match food will be better, it'll be burgers and hot dogs instead of pies.

Just realised, "Ang well and truly, through a Shrimp on the barbie" :-)

 

[dadnlad]

if they think this is rock bottom their in for one hell of a shock

 

[Stoned Rose]

No CL football, no Europa league, 4th worst team in the premier league, PSR looming.

Literally no **** will sign for them. Their better players will want to fuck off.

These are absolutely fucked and it’s fucking wonderful.

 

[SWPISHOME]

No CL football, no Europa league, 4th worst team in the premier league, PSR looming.

Literally no **** will sign for them. Their better players will want to fuck off.

These are absolutely fucked and it’s fucking wonderful.

What a wonderful post :-)

 

[Chak19]

Lost possession 27 times tonight. Has to be some kind of record that.

Dogshite as he always is when the pressure is on.

 

[marco]

Hopefully Crerand too.

jeeze is he still walking this earth, another one who's pickled his liver

 

[Chak19]

No CL football, no Europa league, 4th worst team in the premier league, PSR looming.

Literally no **** will sign for them. Their better players will want to fuck off.

These are absolutely fucked and it’s fucking wonderful.

Apparently Cunha will.

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

Its started lol

'Loss might be good for United in the long run'published at 22:48 British Summer Time​

22:48 BST​

FT: Tottenham 1-0 Man Utd

Mark Ogden
Senior writer for ESPN on BBC Radio 5 Live

Embarrassing ****.

 

[Inter Me Nan]

No CL football, no Europa league, 4th worst team in the premier league, PSR looming.

Literally no **** will sign for them. Their better players will want to fuck off.

These are absolutely fucked and it’s fucking wonderful.

I'm fucking hard!

 

[Hertzblue]

lol …. fuck off you Belllend :)