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KentBlue said:
This is a good one to start the new year off. A distant neighbour of mine (plastic rag, never seen a game, you know the type) no longer speaks to me. I used to enjoy giving him stick but that particular avenue of mirth for me has been closed - permanently, However, I heard from a friend of a friend that this raggy anal-fissure has been telling anyone who will listen that in his view the rest of the Premier league should dig into their pockets and help the vermin out because..."they are the team that everybody loves and they are great ambassadors to this country!"

Sometimes I feel I am adrift in an ocean of micro-brained idiots. I have no compass to take a bearing, no control over my vessel, and I feel the tide is dragging me towards Numbskull Island where I shall be unceremoniously shipwrecked and doomed to spend my days alone on a deserted island, staring out at the mass of lobotomised heads that form my ocean. Knowing that the only way I can ever hope to have an intelligent conversation again is to find a coconut.
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You are Ernest Shackleton and I claim my £5.........
 
KentBlue said:
This is a good one to start the new year off. A distant neighbour of mine (plastic rag, never seen a game, you know the type) no longer speaks to me. I used to enjoy giving him stick but that particular avenue of mirth for me has been closed - permanently, However, I heard from a friend of a friend that this raggy anal-fissure has been telling anyone who will listen that in his view the rest of the Premier league should dig into their pockets and help the vermin out because..."they are the team that everybody loves and they are great ambassadors to this country!"

Sometimes I feel I am adrift in an ocean of micro-brained idiots. I have no compass to take a bearing, no control over my vessel, and I feel the tide is dragging me towards Numbskull Island where I shall be unceremoniously shipwrecked and doomed to spend my days alone on a deserted island, staring out at the mass of lobotomised heads that form my ocean. Knowing that the only way I can ever hope to have an intelligent conversation again is to find a coconut.
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to be fair to him scruffy Jim thinks we should all pay for a new swamp to be built
 
KentBlue said:
Sometimes I feel I am adrift in an ocean of micro-brained idiots. I have no compass to take a bearing, no control over my vessel, and I feel the tide is dragging me towards Numbskull Island where I shall be unceremoniously shipwrecked and doomed to spend my days alone on a deserted island, staring out at the mass of lobotomised heads that form my ocean. Knowing that the only way I can ever hope to have an intelligent conversation again is to find a coconut.
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Oh right. I just think they're cunts.
 
its a Barm said:
It makes me laugh very loudly when I hear rags say we can sell him for £50 mill and him for £80 mill and buy other players, these players they have now weren't any good when they got them and are now even worse on massive contracts how on earth do they sell them on, its just not happening unless again they take a massive financial hit, its fuckin lovely.
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There are posts like this on fb all the time. I always remind the fuckers and surprise I never get a response back the thick cunts
 
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