United Thread | 2024/25

[cheekybids]

Financial analysts are such dipsticks. I can't hate them like I do lawyers and management consultants but, by God, they write some drivel.

It’s marketing, contracted to write a report on the Rags being a great investment by Scruffy Jim. The caveat will be finishing in champions league which is highly fucking unlikely.

Ive just received my plan from my Financial advisor, it’s a glossy report with investment strategies. It could have been summed up with stay in the same fund. However if he’d written that I may win the lottery & all his advice would be to use that windfall as the capital for investing then it would be close to this bullshit by UBS.

 

[Bluekiwi]

My cock always has a rather sad expression these days .....

Need to show it a few hens

 

[Bluekiwi]

Just been reading the rags page on the mUen web site. Left me totally confused. Articles quoting eye watering transfers IN but other articles claiming there isn't any money to spend on incoming transfers. One of the more amusing articles is Caemiro agreeing to leave in January. Which club, anywhere in the world would spend any money on him?

 

[waspish]

Just to add to this, I've just looked at the financial statements for the first 3 months of the current financial year (as you do on NYE).

They borrowed an additional £200m in the 3 months to September. And that's probably not the worst quarter for cashflow, which is usually the Jan-Mar quarter. They're goosed.

Tick fucking tock and happy new year Blues.

Isn't the new ffp rules more to do with annual wages limits more in line with Europe? This season was like a shadow of the upcoming new rules then next seasons it comes in!?

 

[roach3]

No, the man is great entertainment

If you must watch fake utd fans on YouTube
Watch flying pig Utd not this thunderbird 3
Partridge soundalike forest fan,
Flying pig is actually side splittingly hilarious.
Brent actually called us cheating cunts whilst in employment with talkshite.
Almost 2 million utd lemmings have put 4 million quid in his bank account.

 

[roach3]

SKY SPORTS BREAKING NEWS:

Sky Sports understands Manchester United are in talks to sign Wesley Sneijder.

Wasn’t that **** in jaws?

 

[roach3]

You can bet anything you like FFP rules will be discontinued anytime soon when they properly start sinking.
I just hope wealthy clubs like us put a legal challenge in to keep them!

A difficult decision for the premier leagues
Yank owners, make up some rule to allow the rags to buy their way out of the shit or lower the drawbridge and let everyone else in.

 

[roach3]

Wolves on the up, Palace are better than where they are in the table, Ipswich will be buzzing after the Chelsea win. Rags got dippers and Arse away next…..
It’s coming home folks! :-)

Then they might lose at home to Southampton. Can you imagine?

Isn’t the arse game a cup game?

 

[Salford_Blue]

Wolves on the up, Palace are better than where they are in the table, Ipswich will be buzzing after the Chelsea win. Rags got dippers and Arse away next…..
It’s coming home folks! :-)

Then they might lose at home to Southampton. Can you imagine?

That would be my major concern. Those perennial teams who struggled, like Bournemouth, Fulham and Forest are currently sitting in the top half of the table and are playing some lovely stuff.

They would probably expect to beat them most seasons.

Look past the once mighty name and the crowd size and the b.s. from the meedyah and solely consider the quality of their players.

Not a leader among them. No backbone. And if the slump continues, attitudes and performances will only worsen.

And those last nine games someone printed the other day...blimey.

 

[JOGAMIGMOG]

Isn’t the arse game a cup game?

Oh shit it is. Never mind - at least the holders are going out at the first opportunity! :-)