United Thread | 2024/25

[solley attwell]

What the actual fuck lol.

That is fuckin cringe. It reminds me of the lads on the trucks in Thailand advertising local muey thai fights

 

[remember arthur mann]

What the actual fuck lol.

No way would Catweazle pay for an open top bus parade. It's just a City tour bus, taking in the sites. Glory, glory.........

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

Had no idea they were playing until I see that they lost and got booed off in what is an exhibition match. Amazing stuff. How many more of these games have they got planned to help offset the lack of champions league money? Wouldn't surprise me if they announced they were playing a game a day in the off season and every day off a minimum wage background worker gets sacked.

Great idea for a reality TV show. A minimum wage background worker gets to play up front in their daily off-season game. If the scum win, they get to keep their job, if not then the job centre calls.

 

[deegee33]

Looks like it is for those 3. How stupid taking them there for 3 days!

They have to start their summer jobs with the roofers at Mold Trafford on Monday.

 

[Kinkladze's crazy skills]

You see those documentaries about SAF teams and how they would come to blows just playing table tennis or they would all fall out over losing at a quiz. And not speak to each other for days.

This current version of United is far to comfortable with losing. It doesn't hurt them anymore, and it doesn't matter what shiny new players they bring in if that winning culture isn't there anymore.

Really!!!..
With that shite, you can just..

 

[Gordyola]

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Must have hit home hearing their home fans anger for the first time this season.

Another fucking license fee payers funded trip for Stone disgraceful glad I don’t pay it

 

[Pingu the Penguin]

The comments under Stone’s match report must hopefully spark a bit of thought at MediaCity about their coverage of manchesterunited

 

[Oyster28catcher]

Roll on Hong Kong.

Man United risk failing to sell out Hong Kong match, despite bringing top stars

Fans unhappy at being charged top-tier prices to watch Premier League strugglers, tickets being offered on social media at discounted rate.

www.scmp.com

Hong Kong, China Vs Manchester United

Renowned as one of the most prestigious clubs in the English Premier League, Manchester United is set to make its highly anticipated return to Hong Kong after 12 years, having last played here in 2013. The ‘Red Devils’ will take on the Hong Kong, China Representative Team, which is aiming for...

www.discoverhongkong.com

I'd rather watch Kitchee vs. Tai Po.

 

[ninjamonkey]

Great idea for a reality TV show. A minimum wage background worker gets to play up front in their daily off-season game. If the scum win, they get to keep their job, if not then the job centre calls.

That would be the most compelling reason to date to subscribe to mutv to be fair.

If you're lurking ratcliffe, I expect royalties.

 

[Bluekiwi]

8m in the Glazers pocket then

How much are they spending for flights and accommodation?

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Next comedic episode is 1pm tomorrow.

 

[Skrastins]

 

[I'm With Stupid]

 

[waspish]

The amount of money they paying Rashford they should be making him go on that tour!

His agent is now playing Barcelona to have a chat with him to make everyone believe Rashford is any good!

How can Barcelona even contemplate a loan with the players they have in the same positions?

 

[waspish]

Ah no one now is interested then

 

[Grassland Blue]

Looks like the polish has worn off the turd, leaving just the turd.
Embarassing , sad and very, very funny.
Hardly any of the 659 million turned up.
The pope did ask a question as to why they changed the words to the song apparently.......
Hahahahahaha.....

 

[Protein Junkie]

Arsenal have been told by RB Leipzig they must pay £92.5m to sign 21-year-old Slovenia striker Benjamin Sesko, who also interests Manchester United.

 

[chris85mcfc]

The one of De Ligt singing glory glory man United on stage is probably the funniest of the lot

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

Who are they kidding? Themselves or a disinterested 3rd party?
There looks to be less than 659m onlookers.

 

[117 M34]

The amount of money they paying Rashford they should be making him go on that tour!

His agent is now playing Barcelona to have a chat with him to make everyone believe Rashford is any good!

How can Barcelona even contemplate a loan with the players they have in the same positions?

Would be funny if barca signed him on loan then couldn't register him because of finances so he had to sit in the stands all season losing value