United Thread | 2024/25

[N1985]

Their arsehole will resemble a tattered windsock by the end of the game tomorrow. A full on bumming administered with no lube.

Whatever the final result I will resemble the the geezer on the ceiling in Mary Poppins.

Won't be the only Van Dyke filling his boots tomorrow

 

[jrb]

There’s a big gap called the Grand Canyon.
There’s an even bigger gap called 12 points.

 

[jrb]

Unfortunately the predicted snow will save the Rags tomorrow.

 

[waspish]

Unfortunately the predicted snow will save the Rags tomorrow.

Liverpool also loves calling games off for next to nought like the Everton game!

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Unfortunately the predicted snow will save the Rags tomorrow.

The groundsman can clear one half only again!!

 

[Vienna_70]

There’s a big gap called the Grand Canyon.
There’s an even bigger gap called 12 points.

Any excuse:

 

[mancboy]

There's an incredible myth that has gone unchecked about Trashford for years. Heard on Talkshite the other day that any club would take him as he's a generational talent. Unfortunately that is believed by a lot of the footballing public. They mentioned that if he hits the right team he's a 30 goals a season player. It's fucking mystifying that no one ever calls people on this shite

Once he has scored 30 goals, fucking once

 

[mancboy]

Bloody hell just seen the advert for the istree derby tomorrow, if they go back any further to make the rags look relevant theyll be having uncle albert from only fools narrate it.

During the war

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

I think the plan is that 27% has a cunning plan; pretend to be working hard at reviving the SCUM whilst deliberately sabotaging it so that he can buy the other 73% at a lower price?
Why else are they doing so shit, so far its working a treat, just needs the share price to tank and then takeover complete.

Like a surreptitious Poison Pill strategy?
Shady f*cker...

 

[bakerdave76]

Can anyone recommend a larger phone..