United Thread | 2024/25

[cheekybids]

In fun news:
Currently near Guildford at a very nice festival called Weyfest… saw 1 city top on a child on Thursday (and me), saw a Chelsea top yesterday. Today , they’re all out, well I’ve seen 2, and talked to one (without shirt)…
Got randomly chatting about the festival , then he asked where i was from ‘Manchester’ (seems I’m the only one here).. ‘manchester, so .. red or blue?’ (Note at this point it really hadn’t dawned on me that he would be a united fan in their natural habitat), ‘City, obviously, as we’re the only team in Manchester’
‘Oh well we’re top of the league!’
‘Ah you’re united… of course … I’m in Surrey… and you’re not top … dont say it, don’t say it.. Brighton are’
‘Oh… didn’t know that… anyway cantona is a legend’
‘Really? Mr kung fu?’
‘Yes’
‘The man who took the Munich charity for 250k?’
‘Oh…what?’
‘Yeah 250k and I presume you knew about the appalling treatment of the Munich families by united?’
‘Err what?’
‘You really don’t know United do you. Or that you bought the league?’
‘No that’s you!’
‘No, you floated on stock exchange, then you were valued at £20m for Knighton takeover and then spent that the next season on new players’
‘Err’

At this point his poor wife admitted she hated football, and I agreed, ‘so does your husband it seems’

A very satisfying chat at the end of a great 3rd night of the festival.

Lessons being taught in the school holidays ;)

 

[jacko74]

-Sir Jim promised to spend £250m on repairs at old trafford right away

Well he's made a start, revamping the the tunnel to resemble the decor of a 1980's swingers club.

 

[Skrastins]

Well he's made a start, revamping the the tunnel to resemble the decor of a 1980's swingers club.

Amsterdams red light district, somewhere there is Antony fidget spinning around stripper pole

 

[Silva 83]

It's always sad rising in the morning to the news that they still exist.

Cunts.

 

[remember arthur mann]

At least they can say they spent a night on top.

 

[mancboy]

It's always sad rising in the morning to the news that they still exist.

Cunts.

or its happy that you rise in the morning knowing that they still exist so you can hate them that bit more for another day

 

[Silva 83]

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They had their night on top and now they are gonna get spanked, and be held down and choked for the rest of the season.

 

[mancboy]

At least they can they spent a night on top.

more than most of us at a certain age can hope for.

 

[mancboy]

They had their night on top and now they are gonna get spanked, and be held down and choked for the rest of the season.

that reveals way more about you than it should lol

 

[Silva 83]

that reveals way more about you than it should lol

Hahaha yeah