United Thread | 2024/25

[johnnytapia]

Mate that’s fuckall go find his watchalong on the Crystal Palace 4-0 game
The guy should have his own show

He’s very very funny

 

[Vienna_70]

So they've signed:

Signed a £80m centre back that they made captain, They stripped him of the captaincy, Tried to sell him and also signed numerous centre backs to replace him.

Signed a £90m midfielder that they released earlier in his career, Bought him back for mega money, Let him go for free again.

Signed a £85m winger, Called his manager out in public, Went back on loan to the team that they gave £85m and now sent him on loan to a team that will challenge them for 7th.

Signed a £40m midfielder who will fit the bill of the "possession based" team that Ten Hag sets ups, They've sold him to Girona for 500k.

What. A. Club.

Not forgetting splashing out over £80 million on a Brazilian, whom the manager had worked with previously, and is rumoured to have known about allegations of domestic violence that have resurfaced during his time at the swamp.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

- - - - - - - - - - - - Onana - - - - - - - - - - - -
Mazraoui - De Light - Martinez - Shaw
- - - - - - Casemiro - - Ugarte - - - - - -
- - Amad - - Fernandes - Garnacho -
- - - - - - - - - - - Høljund - - - - - - - - - - -

Sub options: Altay, Yoro, Evans, Maguire, Dalot, Mainoo, Mount, Eriksen, Rashford, Zhirkee

Once again Man United have "won the window" yet their XI and squad depth still looks like ass

I’ve never heard of half of those cunts

 

[Vienna_70]

I’ve never heard of half of those cunts

They’re now rags.

That’s all you need to know.

 

[Gone for a Burton]

Shitting on the hard shoulder, surely.

....his names Wendy not Shirley.

 

[malg]

Mate that’s fuckall go find his watchalong on the Crystal Palace 4-0 game
The guy should have his own show

 

[deegee33]

I’ve never heard of half of those cunts

They all were lifelong rags, came through the academy, play for £100/match and will be off to Sunderland on loan before you know it.
BUT, they will all be recognized by the press as a MASSIVELY successful piece of business. SCUM.

 

[Mike N]

I’ve never heard of half of those cunts

Every single time I watch them play they have a new player I’ve never heard of. Usually going to be the new Duncan Edwards!

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

They all were lifelong rags, came through the academy, play for £100/match and will be off to Sunderland on loan before you know it.
BUT, they will all be recognized by the press as a MASSIVELY successful piece of business. SCUM.

Hahaha

Are Arsenal our Sunderland?

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Every single time I watch them play they have a new player I’ve never heard of. Usually going to be the new Duncan Edwards!

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