United Thread | 2024/25

[johnevans]

I'll have to report you to the Home Sec - Chevette Cooper if you do.

I think you got that slightly wrong.. given her diminutive stature and political persuasion, she's correctly known as 'Little Red Corvette Cooper'.. (All right, all right.. I'll get me coat..)

Oh and back on thread.. I hate The Red Filth..

 

[fulabeer]

 

[freshie]

 

[ysmsa]

I doubt they'd look at him twice, He went from looking like Shrek to looking like Shreks grandad.

Shrek's fookin planet more like

 

[Blue Mist]

Have they been rioting in Old Trafford?I've just driven past the swamp, it's a right mess.

 

[Hertzblue]

 

[manimanc]

Snubbed.
Again.

Didn't want him anyway.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Jaded to PSG?

The rags have got some great bullshit artists in their transfer department I'll give them that.

 

[Vienna_70]

Jaded to PSG?

The rags have got some great bullshit artists in their transfer department I'll give them that.

The whole fucking club is built on it.

 

[lazerblue]

This thread just Rolls on with these puns.

Now my hairs turned silver I'm a shadow of my former self

 

[Grassland Blue]

Doesn't matter who they sign,
they'll still be Opal less.....

 

[Gray]

Now my hairs turned silver I'm a shadow of my former self

Have you become a Ghost?

 

[WARBABY]

I'll have to report you to the Home Sec - Chevette Cooper if you do.

all these comments are making me a HILLMAN

 

[cityontheup]

You guys are going too Ferrari here, some of these cars to too Porsche for me anyway. But then again I’m just an imp, mini or maxi, which ever takes your fancy and ford what it’s worth I’m off to capri for a holiday

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

You guys are going too Ferrari here, some of these cars to too Porsche for me anyway. But then again I’m just an imp, mini or maxi, which ever takes your fancy and ford what it’s worth I’m off to capri for a holiday

The most pun(to)s in one comment

 

[Vienna_70]

I’ve decided not to watch the diving at the Olympics.

I see enough of that at the swamp, during the football season.

 

[jimharri]

I’ve decided not to watch the diving at the Olympics.

I see enough of that at the swamp, during the football season.

What; you're not seriously suggesting that they're a tad less than 100% honest?

 

[Vienna_70]

What; you're not seriously suggesting that they're a tad less than 100% honest?

You might think that. I couldn’t possibly comment.

You’ll have to draw your own conclusions, J.

 

[jimharri]

You might think that. I couldn’t possibly comment.

You’ll have to draw your own conclusions, J.

I'll get my crayons out.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

WTF!!!