United Thread | 2024/25

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[Immel & Dibble]

I don't know.
I have only seen them in 2nd half yesterday but as far as I can make out.
Onana is a liability
Right back good going forward
De light looks shit too heavy.
Martinez is a twat too small.
Left back no idea who is the left back.
Mainoo average at best.
The rat good player mard arse downs tools.
Cabbage patch kid .
Might as well put an actual cabbage patch in the middle of the park.
Rashford absolutely completely useless.
That new forward is bobbins.
And the ghost of Christmas past is talented but a big headed prick.
So I would say they're not much better than teams like nerverton
Southampton and Ipswich.
Palace are miles better .
Fulham not sure
Bournemouth about level
In the words of gorgeous George
Get down and fucking stay down

Cabbage patch kid. He is one ugly ****. Apparently he was the best midfielder in the world a few years ago lol

 

[GaudinoMotors]

I don't know.
I have only seen them in 2nd half yesterday but as far as I can make out.
Onana is a liability
Right back good going forward
De light looks shit too heavy.
Martinez is a twat too small.
Left back no idea who is the left back.
Mainoo average at best.
The rat good player mard arse downs tools.
Cabbage patch kid .
Might as well put an actual cabbage patch in the middle of the park.
Rashford absolutely completely useless.
That new forward is bobbins.
And the ghost of Christmas past is talented but a big headed prick.
So I would say they're not much better than teams like nerverton
Southampton and Ipswich.
Palace are miles better .
Fulham not sure
Bournemouth about level
In the words of gorgeous George
Get down and fucking stay down

Funnily enough - the more they boo'ed their own - Rashford - the better he played - put in some excellent crosses and passes as the boos rained down.
Maybe that's the answer for them - keep booing him.

 

[Gray]

12th December.

14th.

 

[Vienna_70]

14th.

Close.

;-)

 

[eyalluvitt]

Rat faced Neville said yesterday that they have got all the right people installed behind the scenes now. How the fuck does he know if they will succeed. He is one stupid fucker

“The worst manager in Valencia’s history rat faced Neville”

 

[Churchlawtonblue]

The rag who lives near me (the one who doesn't speak to me anymore) was apparently bad-mouthing Southgate during the Euros. Telling everyone who would listen that he (Southgate) is totally useless, out of his depth, has no idea how to manage a team, etc etc. This morning I hear he's changed his tune a bit. He's now saying Southgate would be pretty good at the swamp should he replace Ten-Bob. He'd have the Pisscan guiding him through everything and the rags would stay top of the league under him.

Seeing as how the deluded cretin even avoids eye contact with me now I have no way of ridiculing him in public.

It's all relative I suppose. There is after all a wide margin for improvement on what they have at present.

 

[Gray]

Funnily enough - the more they boo'ed their own - Rashford - the better he played - put in some excellent crosses and passes as the boos rained down.
Maybe that's the answer for them - keep booing him.

Can’t be true that statement, Neville was adamant their followers never ever boo the players.

 

[BigJoe#1]

A fun stat. I’ve just seen on Twitter. Since the start of the 2021/22 the goal difference is:

United: + 11
City: + 204

Not in my lifetime.

Speaks to the truth.... speaks volumes!

 

[eyalluvitt]

Do you mean horse face.

Mucker 8-)

Definitely a rum red