United Thread | 2024/25

And so the bullshit continues.
The rags state they are going to write!!! (Email ?) 500,000 rag fans to ask them their preference regarding rebuilt swamp or new swamp.

Yeh of course they have 500,000 email address. Biggest and best in the world... at bullshitting.
 
And so the bullshit continues.
The rags state they are going to write!!! (Email ?) 500,000 rag fans to ask them their preference regarding rebuilt swamp or new swamp.

Yeh of course they have 500,000 email address. Biggest and best in the world... at bullshitting.
Scruffy Jim will just go to London and ask some shoppers on Oxford Street whilst he’s down renewing his Chelsea season ticket
 
And so the bullshit continues.
The rags state they are going to write!!! (Email ?) 500,000 rag fans to ask them their preference regarding rebuilt swamp or new swamp.

Yeh of course they have 500,000 email address. Biggest and best in the world... at bullshitting.
500,000 email addresses wouldn't be out of the question for a club the size of the rags with all the membership and supporter schemes they'll have going worldwide.
 
They really are getting giddy again. They have to be the most thick fanbase ever. It's like they forget what happened 7 days ago.

United fans are the "temporarily embarrassed millionaires" of football support.
 
All joking aside, there has been such a cataclysmic shift between us and the rags that it's sometimes difficult to comprehend the size and the depth of the chasm that has appeared between the two clubs.

We all know how, why and who is responsible for our meteoric rise of course - the Sheikh. He turned us from mid-table also-rans to arguably the best club in the world: all in such a short space of time that I still have to pinch myself to check that it's all really happened.

Then look at the contrast between us and the vermin at the swamp. Saddled with a debt they realistically have no chance of ever clearing, playing in a stadium that is like something out of a 1950's lower league ground: being assisted by a sycophantic media and a supporters club that calls itself PGMOL. Employing (and subsequently firing) a string of lamentably incompetent mega-expensive managers, and a playing staff of sub-standard misfits each one earning somewhere around £350,000 per week.

As I say, we know how our fortunes changed for the better, and we know how and why their rapid descent began - an utterly obnoxious Glaswegian despot and a horse called Rock of Gibraltar.
 

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