United Thread | 2024/25

[TinFoilHat]

The difference is, United have got a billion fans according to the club.

The new Massive club...

 

[blue b4 the moon]

So, have they turned another corner?

As night follows day.

Trouble is that snide fucker night keeps turning up.

 

[lancs blue]

From the archives:

So tourists do come in handy now and then. I was trying to work out how many different languages were being spoken in the background.

 

[Bri1975]

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

3 stadium options.

Manchester council pay for it.

Trafford council pay for it

Sport for England pays for it

Scruffy Jim and the Glazers profit from it.

Yes yes but does the new model retain it's character and water features etc? :-)

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

From the archives:

Hands down beats anything that David Attenborough has ever captured..........

 

[Aba452]

Was at the City store at the Arndale yesterday. Gobby ragcunt saying to his mate he'd get at cunts shirt and put amorim on the back. I told him in no uncertain terms to fuck out of our store, and try and fix your fucking roof and knock your decrepit shit **** stadium down before it falls down. He left a bit sharpish!

The store was full of Greek fans and I got talking to one. He said he had no hope as Greek league is not as strong as PL. I said run fast at their cackline! Anyway told him that if it rained last night to get a canoe sorted, we had a laugh!

Not having the body of an Adonis, didn't look so much at the puma shirts but made a beeline for the Score draw shirts at the back. Spoke to another Blue who decided an the late 80s Brother away top, I might get the white striped early 90s one as I'll get a birthday discount!

 

[hertsblue]

The second-team CBS/Paramount pundits are touting vanHorseface for a major managing gig, as he has "righted the ship in the PL and today's win proves that he can be successful in Europe."

Sometimes I just shake my head.

Played his strongest team v Leicester reserves in the Carabou, was lucky with their usual soft penalty to get a point v Chelsea and beat a team whos entire team cost less than the Tunnel revamp at the swamp. Just the usual over reaction we all expect from the media

 

[BlueFurn]

Not read owt on this for a few days… opinion gleaned over the last 60 years still holds solid.
The rags are scum.
Horrible entitled club followed by horrible inadequate twats.
Scum.

 

[roach3]

Apart from a few of the older rags they are getting all giddy again based on our defeat
I guess they’ve had fuckall to cheer about for a decade or more so I get that but after the new manager bounce if it happens these gormless bastards are going to be hugely disappointed.

 

[Bluekiwi]

Just read an article about the world's most valuable young players courtesy of the Mail. Garnacho valued at 95 million !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Zubrman]

Just read an article about the world's most valuable young players courtesy of the Mail. Garnacho valued at 95 million !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rupees?

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Rupees?

Vietnam Dong??

 

[roach3]

Just read an article about the world's most valuable young players courtesy of the Mail. Garnacho valued at 95 million !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Iranian rial?

 

[DenisHasDoneIt]

Just read an article about the world's most valuable young players courtesy of the Mail. Garnacho valued at 95 million !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[smeeagain]

Bulgarian washers!
Bloke behind me used to say about Petrov , I wouldn’t pay him in washers , his mate followed up with
Bulgarian washers!

 

[laserblue]

 

[KentBlue]

It makes me happy he's a rag.

 

[Hertzblue]

 

[ShorehamCitizen]

When they kept winning the league.... "This is good for football's sake!. Another vintage year for Manchester United!. I hope they double it up with the FA Cup now!"*

When we won four in a row... "This getting boring now. Can someone else please win it for a change?"

* In 1999 the national news made the European Cup Final a main news item, presenting it as of they were all troops going out to war and everyone in the land wanted them to win. So yep, even the media pushed this further.