United Thread | 2024/25

[Grassland Blue]

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Bring him home.....

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

£600M and they're further away than when they started.

It's too funny it really is.

 

[East Level 2]

Watched the goals on Youtube and some of the comments are mildly amusing:

this is the worst ive seen man united play since last week​

10k travelling back to London happy and 30k travelling back to London unhappy

£600 million for a team that gets battered easier than a piece of cod in your local chippy .

Ryan Giggs: “United would never collapse like Liverpool”. …7th January 2011. This aged worse than Casimiero

If Werner could finish it would’ve been a mauling

Manchester United have assembled a 600M team from Temu.

New players: check
New back room staff:check
New Hierarchy/ tech directors:check
Same crap results:check

Think I can speak for all teams in the premier league when I say, "give Ten Hag more time".

Man united can win a trophy this season by entering the Salford over 80's Blanket knitting tournament...

Imagine if Son was playing instead of Werner

All the years of putting up with Fergie time, ref bias and league domination were absolutely worth it to see this shambles of a team

 

[freshie]

Garnacho's brother is a gobshite. Cuntishness must run in the family

 

[Vienna_70]

If it wasn't for a pissed up City he'd be out of a job, and they'd be out of Europe.

It still fucking annoys me.

A Double Double against that lot would have been the cherry on the icing on the cake.

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

£35.6M

Wow.

I've not seen anything he does well yet.

 

[Chak19]

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Well I might forgive him for being a dick towards Doku last season.

 

[dublinblue12]

They are fucked. A mid table at best squad of players. An inepth manager who they can't afford to sack but probably will have to. Not many good managers available to replace him with. Southgate being discussed can't be a good. Signings they have made look poor. It can't be an appealing place to go. Going backwards instead of forward. I would not be surprised if they were relegated or at least are involved in a relegation battle at some point soon. Things seem to go from bad to worse bar the odd cup success.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Eriksen calling them out for being a load of lazy cunts.

It must be bad when you’ve got a dead guy saying you’re shite.

 

[remember arthur mann]

They are fucked. A mid table at best squad of players. An inepth manager who they can't afford to sack but probably will have to. Not many good managers available to replace him with. Southgate being discussed can't be a good. Signings they have made look poor. It can't be an appealing place to go. Going backwards instead of forward. I would not be surprised if they were relegated or at least are involved in a relegation battle at some point soon. Things seem to go from bad to worse bar the odd cup success.