Alan Harper's Tash
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Take your snorkel and mask.Better idea.
Don't go.
I was booked on a first aid training very close to the swamp.
I rang the office and told her to move it .
FC - Fucking Crap?
No, just have a vindaloo before you go and do your duty, no need for bog roll, just stick your botty under the leaking roof, AKA the worlds biggest Bidet…!Going to an exhibition at the swamp tomorrow should I take my CV, my boots, my green and gold scarf, my Halifax Clarity card, my jiffy bag or all of them.
Please wear some zebra pants.Going to an exhibition at the swamp tomorrow should I take my CV, my boots, my green and gold scarf, my Halifax Clarity card, my jiffy bag or all of them.
They're very confident over on the Caf that we're getting done on the 115. Feeling is that the charges wouldn't have been brought against us if there was no case to answer.
They really are deluded.They're very confident over on the Caf that we're getting done on the 115. Feeling is that the charges wouldn't have been brought against us if there was no case to answer.
Or he could use their world beating outdoor shower...Dettol bath when you get home