United Thread | 2024/25

[N1985]

Zirkzee and de Ligt are Dutch, therefore obligatory purchases for ten Bob.

Schtick to de plan.

Fucking hell totally forgot about Zirkzee

Would have been better off buying a used Deal or No Deal fruit machine off Gumtree and just plonking it on the edge of the box.

 

[Blue Til Death]

But none of them can get tickets.

Despite the top tier being closed on numerous occasions, with the lights turned out so nobody can see :-)…

 

[Grassland Blue]

£160/170 million on complete dogshit.

What the fuck are their scouts doing because it certainly isn't their jobs.

De Ligt is a journeyman, one has a dicky ticker, Ugarte can't even get a start and the other lad is 18 years old and already a crock. Absolute madness.

Shit cunts.

The rags scouting system
used to be, "Who are City in for?'
"Well, we'll have him then. City are inferior to us and we're going to use our financial muscle and 'istree to make sure said player comes to us."
This worked for them until the likes of Maguire and Sanchez went there.....

 

[KentBlue]

The rags scouting system
used to be, "Who are City in for?'
"Well, we'll have him then. City are inferior to us and we're going to use our financial muscle and 'istree to make sure said player comes to us."
This worked for them until the likes of Maguire and Sanchez went there.....

But under that piss-saturated Glaswegian despot their mantra was: "If we want one of your players we will HAVE one of your players."

 

[freshie]

Emergency centre back? Has he been masquerading as a centre forward for the last decade?

 

[citizen_maine]

Emergency centre back? Has he been masquerading as a centre forward for the last decade?

It says Left back?

 

[solley attwell]

Snubbed again. It’s a dire situation when the self-professed “biggest club in the world” can’t lure a manager away from the mighty Stuttgart

Sebastian Hoeness..... I'm sure thats what the rags meant as a ' Blockbuster' signing

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Emergency centre back? Has he been masquerading as a centre forward for the last decade?

Crazy idea. The fossil is their best centre back, so why would you even think about playing a pensioner at full back?

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

Crazy idea. The fossil is their best centre back, so why would you even think about playing a pensioner at full back?

I’ll give the fossil the credit he’s due.

Starred in the 6-1 as a youngster. Made a half decent career for himself, and has been one of the rags most useful players in his late 30s, no doubt taking nice fat wages off them.

It’s very likely he will play against us in this seasons first derby, some 13 years after said 6-1.

I don’t know of any club who can vouch for that, let alone the biggest club in the world (TM).

Phenomenal.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I’ll give the fossil the credit he’s due.

Starred in the 6-1 as a youngster. Made a half decent career for himself, and has been one of the rags most useful players in his late 30s, no doubt taking nice fat wages off them.

It’s very likely he will play against us in this seasons first derby, some 13 years after said 6-1.

I don’t know of any club who can vouch for that, let alone the biggest club in the world (TM).

Phenomenal.

It almost makes our potential signing of JFE rational as a backup.

Almost.