United Thread | 2024/25

[give it to gordon]

I wonder where scruffy Jim is putting his money ? He is cost cutting at the swamp, he is cost cutting at ineos grenaders,

Perhaps he is bored and now putting his money into his boating thingy

 

[horlock_was_super]

What a horrendous sight to wake up to - pictures of the malignant, vindictive, poisonous tyrant himself: the day can only get better.

You’re right!,
I’m off for a colonoscopy today - yep the day will get better.

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

I wonder where scruffy Jim is putting his money ? He is cost cutting at the swamp, he is cost cutting at ineos grenaders,

Perhaps he is bored and now putting his money into his boating thingy

Yeah, that’s going well ;)

 

[Blue Til Death]

Got to feel for him winter fuel allowance gone and now he gets made redundant How will he cope?

He will have to cut down on the cough medicine to say, three bottles a day?

 

[NZBlue]

Who is he going to pass them to? Will they be accepted?

Bloody spellchecker. Now corrected

 

[Blue Til Death]

Any fucker who had to sit next to Mick Hucknull for all those years probably deserved a decent renumeration package.

Hucknull looks more like Chucky than Chucky does :-)

 

[ONTHERUNWITHTHAKSIN]

 

[Blue Til Death]

The glazers are one of the cleverest owners in football for a pure self enrichment, fuck the club point of view.

1) Extraction of over 1 billion from the club a healthy portion of which they pay themselves as dividends, the rest is the debt the club has to pay for the pleasure of their ownership
2) Use of utd as collateral for other loans and support their US based business
3) Appointment of Ineos to draw fire away from them, they are now silent owners who make a profit in the background
4) I'm convinced the glazers or someone affiliated with them owns that debt.
5) Get Sir Jim to get you a new stadium off the council, again increasing the value of the asset.

A when Ineos fucks up they won't be in the firing line.

Pure Genius.. They are my second favourite owners ..

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Any fucker who had to sit next to Mick Hucknull for all those years probably deserved a decent renumeration package.

He's one slimy fucker is Hucknall. He used to part own Barca bar in Castlefield and had an apartment just across the canal from there.

He would chat up girls in the bar and invite them back to his apartment for "drinks". I was in Barca a few years ago with my ex and another couple. Hucknall started chatting up my ex's best mate who told him in no uncertain terms she wasn't interested. Around ten minutes later we were approached by a couple of bouncers who asked us to leave as we weren't welcome in the bar anymore

 

[Johnnyblue7]

Got to feel for him winter fuel allowance gone and now he gets made redundant How will he cope?

He's not taken it well.