United Thread | 2024/25

[Mike N]

I’m going to miss the miserable, bitter, nasty old turd.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Nice gig? Trying to have a piss with rats running over your toes?

Try having to drive down the hard shoulder of the motorway looking for a place to have a shit.

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

I can't believe they were paying him three million a year to do what??

You could argue he was doing at least as much as most of their players.

 

[SebastianBlue]

I see United have expanded their Scot-cutting measures in a doomed attempt to balance the books.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

Good luck finding a taker

You can see it cant you...he'll join another club and suddenly start playing like Messi.

 

[discopop]

Any fucker who had to sit next to Mick Hucknull for all those years probably deserved a decent renumeration package.

 

[DenisHasDoneIt]

Still got until the end of the season to see a proper relegation battle. Novelties like that keep your marbles shiny when you get to his age.

 

[SebastianBlue]

You can see it cant you...he'll join another club and suddenly start playing like Messi’s dog (RIP).

Edited for accuracy.

 

[TinFoilHat]

I’m going to miss the miserable, bitter, nasty old turd.

Watch the fucker show up at ours in the tunnel club every week. I wouldn't put it past the bitter pisscan.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Any fucker who had to sit next to Mick Hucknull for all those years probably deserved a decent renumeration package.

A new flame has come.