You have to say the Glazers have pulled a masterstroke with what they've done to the rags. Bought them without actually buying them, thereby landing the club with a monumental debt they will never be able to pay: bringing in 25%Jim to take all the flak, and all the time paying themselves a wage packet Elon Musk could only dream about.
The Glazers couldn't care less about what goes on the pitch, they have no real interest in achieving what is best for the club, and they certainly couldn't give a fuck who's managing the team on a day-to-day basis just as long as the money continues to 'pour' in (waterfalls, get it? I know, I'm such a witty old chap!).
Face it, raggies - the one club you hoped and prayed would never be King of the castle is us. You would have preferred Arsenal, Everton, Chelsea - even the dippers - to knock you off your perch: anyone but *us.
* Manchester City FC. The ONLY professional football club in Manchester. A club consistently breaking records and winning awards, a club whose academy is the envy of the world, a club whose one-touch football has been described by some as 'art, truly mesmerising art.'
But worry not, you fickle çunts, our manager won't be going around hurling insults at you at every given chance, we won't be erecting a huge poster at the Etihad proudly informing the world how long it is since you last won a major trophy, because another thing we have which you do not (and never have had) is class.