United Thread | 2024/25

[Grassland Blue]

Oh Ruben Amorim
was this in your dreams
a rat infested stadium
and a
shit football te- e- e- eam

(apologies to the Monkees)

Needs work.

 

[JASR]

Oh Ruben Amorim
was this in your dreams
a rat infested stadium
and a
shit football te- e- e- eam

(apologies to the Monkees)

Needs work.

As will Amorim again soon.

 

[Really_here]

As will Amorim again soon.

I just can''t see him not being there at the start of next season (unless he resigns of course...) If INEOS sack him they'll never live it down.

 

[Citi-leaks]

You can tell people things they don't want to hear until you are blue in the face but they will continue on because self generated rage is much easier than reading something.

Wind your neck in, next you'll be telling us the earth is round.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Auditions?? What a fucking tool

This could be a winner for MUTV.
The Rag Factor

Presented by Pete Boyle as he seeks to discover the loudest and knowledgeable singers on the Stretford End.
Do you know your nick knack paddy whacks from your old mother Hubbards?

Apply now to join the Rag Factor and be one of the in crowd in the crowd!

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Typical bloody Americans. All behind!

;-)

5 hours behind!

 

[prestonibbo_mcfc]

Sadly this forum does have more than it's fair share of virtue signalling libtards who are permanently offended on others behalf and anyone who doesn't share their views are LITERALLY HITLER.

Wouldn't mind, but it was the rags that named themselves.

 

[Vienna_70]

5 hours behind!

At least!

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

Makes me laugh that Amorim is killing Rashfords value every time he opens his mouth.... United need to get as much as they can for him.

He has no value.
Because he's wank.
Nothing a moron can say will change that.
He knows no club will touch him

 

[Vienna_70]

Wouldn't mind, but it was the rags that named themselves.

Correct.

But they didn’t like others calling them rags.

Some things never change.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Wind your neck in, next you'll be telling us the earth is round.

Which would be an abomination.

It’s obviously an oblate spheroid.

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

He has no value.
Because he's wank.
Nothing a moron can say will change that.
He knows no club will touch him

Correct. He's been put up to it by Scruffy Jim and Berada the bean counter.

Rashford's contract expires in 2028.

Total remaining salary due is about £52 million.

They've decided they are going to guilt and shame, bully and degrade Rashford in to moving to a new club and taking a pay cut rather than do the dignified thing and thrash out a settlement to buy him out of the contract.

If I was him, I'd keep turning up to training and do enough to fulfil the contract but not enough to get picked.

 

[mrbelfry]

He has no value.
Because he's wank.
Nothing a moron can say will change that.
He knows no club will touch him

Crap poem. It doesn't even rhyme. But I like the sentiment

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

Just in case it hasn't made it here yet...get a fuckin load of this whopper.

View attachment 144647

I'd pay to watch that freakshow. Makes the original X factor and the auditions from deluded simpletons seem quite normal.

 

[Pancake Arse]

Ffs, the government isn't funding the stadium

And I've never said they were.
All I did was provide a link.

 

[Vienna_70]

Correct. He's been put up to it by Scruffy Jim and Berada the bean counter.

Rashford's contract expires in 2028.

Total remaining salary due is about £52 million.

They've decided they are going to guilt and shame, bully and degrade Rashford in to moving to a new club and taking a pay cut rather than do the dignified thing and thrash out a settlement to buy him out of the contract.

If I was him, I'd keep turning up to training and do enough to fulfil the contract but not enough to get picked.

I’m sure he’s being well advised by his agent.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Man Utd travel chaos as cancelled flight calls Ruben Amorim plan into question

Manchester United may have beaten Fulham 1-0 on Sunday but it still proved to be a long night for Ruben Amorim and his players after their flight back north was cancelled

www.mirror.co.uk

Did Scruffy Jim cancel the plane?

 

[deegee33]

Correct.

But they didn’t like others calling them rags.

Some things never change.

I tend to just call them cunts, somehow they don't mind that as much.

 

[Bluekiwi]

If I was him, I'd keep turning up to training and do enough to fulfil the contract but not enough to get picked.

He would only need to drive to Carrington, get changed into training gear, stand around for a few minutes, then go into the medical room for a pedicure, and get finally get changed back into civvies and drive off.

 

[horlock_was_super]

I'd pay to watch that freakshow. Makes the original X factor and the auditions from deluded simpletons seem quite normal.

Not quite. Every single wannabee would look like Susan Boyle. As for the women….