United Thread | 2024/25

[Vienna_70]

Does anyone ever quaff a drink that isn't champagne? I've never heard of anyone quaffing orange juice or water?

I think they did back in Robin Hood’s days, but nowadays, it’s just champagne.

 

[BrianW]

'Verily,' said Little John, quaffing his ale, 'Nottingham Forest are shit.'
'Thou speakest sooth,' said Robin, 'and County have a better strip and are not red knaves.'

 

[Silva2021]

Sly Sports placed ratboy into the elevated position he now enjoys. This giant broadcasting company gave him a platform from which he could verbally condemn the Glazers, pass judgment on the numerous rag managers that come and go, and incite hatred and violence from the zebra-clad morons that frequent the swamp. In effect, Sly gave this jumped-up little shop steward a power equal to that of a Downing Street cabinet - and still some people subscribe to them.

It’s a very strange force that has kept United to be as bad as they are.

They are not all bad managers.

They are not all bad players.

But something is a toxic mix and all these ex players, speaking to their fan base, non of which accept reality could well be part of that mix.

Not saying Sky put him there to cause issues, but I think it’s part of the problem not solution. So wouldn’t want to see him gone (if it ain’t broke don’t fix it or in this case if it is broken don’t change anything).

 

[RodneyRodney]

Big congratulations to Mr ten bob, the clocks have gone back, he's still in situ. Next target is visit to Manchester on 15 December. Might just be wanting his P45 after that .....

adds an extra hour to his unbeaten run ; marginal gains...

 

[RodneyRodney]

Revenge for the Cup final defeat is paramount.

I hope we humiliate and annihilate the rag bastards.

I don't want us to let them off that lightly

 

[RodneyRodney]

'Verily,' said Little John, quaffing his ale, 'Nottingham Forest are shit.'
'Thou speakest sooth,' said Robin, 'and County have a better strip and are not red knaves.'

Doesn't sound right to me ; if he was talking while quaffing his ale he would have sounded like Bill & Ben the flowerpot men

 

[Really_here]

It’s a very strange force that has kept United to be as bad as they are.

They are not all bad managers.

They are not all bad players.

But something is a toxic mix and all these ex players, speaking to their fan base, non of which accept reality could well be part of that mix.

Not saying Sky put him there to cause issues, but I think it’s part of the problem not solution. So wouldn’t want to see him gone (if it ain’t broke don’t fix it or in this case if it is broken don’t change anything).

I think you're right they can't see reality and still expect to be winning because of who they are rather than what they do. A number of their players are vastly overpaid based on what they produce and they aren't and never will be team players. Slabhead is a good example, I believe he said to the greek police ""Do you know who I am? I am the captain of Manchester United, I am very rich, I can give you money, I can pay you, please let us go."

Tosser !

 

[Frank the Yank]

Have a sick feeling Rags are going to win today. Cannot see a west ham win. Hope I do a Mush today!!

 

[WARBABY]

Reminds me of that argie aircraft carrier we bombed during the falklands war
We made an exclusion zone around the islands but at the last minute extended it around the carrier.
Surprised the rags hadn’t edited that in the same way
One for the old fuckers like me on here

That aircraft carrier was a battle ship

 

[Blue Mist]

The shitty Man utd went to Rome to see the pope!
The shitty Man utd went to Rome to see the pope!
The shitty Man utd went to Rome to see the pope!

And this is what he said …

The shitty man united didn't go to Paris to see the Balon D'or
The shiity man united didn't etc etc

I know it doesn't scan but still......