United Thread | 2024/25

[Xhavenjoe]

You know the rules

I will as soon as my hand stops shaking

 

[roman totale]

Gutted. Genuinely didn't think this would happen given how much it will cost them and how little difference it will make for the rest of the season.

Same here. I think they’re desperate though. On the one hand, IIRC if they don’t make it into the CL again this season they lose a shit-ton of adidas money. On the other hand, I really think they’d one eye on a real relegation fight if they’d kept the clown.

 

[JASR]

Hope Amorim turns them down, but armed with an unlimited transfer budget I can't see it

United have a next year transfer budget of about 50p.

It is very limited… by their own introduced rules.
The result of unintended consequences, of trying to stop City or anyone else doing a ‘City’.

<Oh dear how sad meme>

 

[Mike N]

Arey conspiracy Spidey-senses working over time or no?

They know we adore a certain horse that has brought about the demise of the club.

They have promoted a horse faced former player (blatant cheat) to take temporary charge and Southgate himself is also long and equestrian -faced(?).

It's on - I'm telling you, it's on...........

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I’ve had similar thoughts but won’t bother adding a reply as you’ve covered it brilliantly!

‘Oh Rock of Gibraltar!’ (To the tune of Kevin De Bruyne)

 

[foggy1974]

There's only one man who has taken on a poison chalice of a job and united a nation

Gareth Southgate

 

[prestonibbo_mcfc]

It's got to be Allardyce, if they want to stay up.

 

[deano ou812]

But,but,but they beat Manchester City in the FACup final so everything should be ok small time cnuts couldn’t see the bigger picture that a shock giantkilling cup final win against City doesn’t mean things were going to turn around..

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Only a total lunatic would take that job...that is why it's almost certain to be Eric Cantona.

I’d take it, send them down and trouser £15m.

But, yeah, I’m a lunatic, so your points stands.

 

[Mike N]

This isn’t going well for Worzel Gummidge.

The ‘cost-cutting’ exercise is going in the bin now they have to pay-off the Dutch Master!

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Unlimited?.....they can`t even afford two plane tickets to Paris.

Dave Brailsford is giving one of them a backie on his Pinarello.