United Thread | 2024/25

[RodneyRodney]

It’s incredible to think they had conversations with Ten Wanks and were “deeply impressed” with him. He’s obviously completely mental and a massive dickhead. How could anyone be deeply impressed by the ****?

He'd connect immediately with everyone throughout the club from the boardroom to the Stretford End.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

So the crayon munchers look likely to bust their load yet again pending the announcement of Amorim.
Let’s look at this in a bit more detail.
Since the GPC walked away the Rags have unequivocally adopted the “ new boss is better than the old boss”
Over a decade of relative mediocrity has failed wholeheartedly to enter their pebble sized grey matter that they are now just rank and file.
Without research I’m not sure any prospective new Messiah has entered the realm of the poisoned chalice from such a low base.
Nevertheless, appointing Amorim is not just another new kid donned in emperor’s new clothes.
The squad is as bad as has been this last decade, the stadium looks like prime estate in Afghanistan and now they have Scruffy Jim.
The stakes are very high this time, very high indeed.

At some stage they'll get a sponsor for the swamp.....then we'll know it's the real last chance saloon.

 

[bluethrunthru]

should I
a/ feel sick
b/ piss myself laughing

 

[Blue Mist]

What seems apparent is there has been no real planning to get this guy in at all , if ETH had beat West Ham he’d still be in charge today , they’ve whored themselves around Europe virtually begging people to manage the club. Now if this was some sort of long term strategy, or even a short term one to get this guy to old Trafford I’d sort of thing they’re got an idea what they’re doing. This is a massive gamble for them , probably the biggest yet , if they don’t get top four I’d say they are royally fucked. I’d also say that Omar doesn’t appear to have a fucking clue what he’s doing , or that DOF they’ve brought in. To put it bluntly , they haven’t got a fucking clue what they are doing.

No real planning ! Are you for real ?
12 months ago Khaldoon spoke to Berrada in his office. He told him he had a special mission for Berrada.

He was told to work undercover at rag central for 2 years.

This, as Oasis would say, is all part of the master plan.

This is just the start, wait until the party really gets started.

 

[RodneyRodney]

So the crayon munchers look likely to bust their load yet again pending the announcement of Amorim.
Let’s look at this in a bit more detail.
Since the GPC walked away the Rags have unequivocally adopted the “ new boss is better than the old boss”
Over a decade of relative mediocrity has failed wholeheartedly to enter their pebble sized grey matter that they are now just rank and file.
Without research I’m not sure any prospective new Messiah has entered the realm of the poisoned chalice from such a low base.
Nevertheless, appointing Amorim is not just another new kid donned in emperor’s new clothes.
The squad is as bad as has been this last decade, the stadium looks like prime estate in Afghanistan and now they have Scruffy Jim.
The stakes are very high this time, very high indeed.

I'd say it's just about last roll of the dice time.
The state theýre in ,as you describe above , they need to get it right this time ; failure is not an option.

If they make another stillborn manager/coach appointment, the precipice truly does await , , ,

 

[RodneyRodney]

What seems apparent is there has been no real planning to get this guy in at all , if ETH had beat West Ham he’d still be in charge today , they’ve whored themselves around Europe virtually begging people to manage the club. Now if this was some sort of long term strategy, or even a short term one to get this guy to old Trafford I’d sort of thing they’re got an idea what they’re doing. This is a massive gamble for them , probably the biggest yet , if they don’t get top four I’d say they are royally fucked. I’d also say that Omar doesn’t appear to have a fucking clue what he’s doing , or that DOF they’ve brought in. To put it bluntly , they haven’t got a fucking clue what they are doing.

Shhhhhh.....it's Agent 007mar , and so far, he appear to be doing rather well

 

[RodneyRodney]

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...and wire brush !

 

[Shirley]

White smoke appearing from the chimneys in Trafford park

 

[Vienna_70]

should I
a/ feel sick
b/ piss myself laughing

Pisscan: That’s not the Rock of Gibraltar!

 

[TinFoilHat]

White smoke appearing from the chimneys in Trafford park

Who's passing the bong around?