United Thread | 2024/25

[roach3]

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Fuckin embarrassing.

The United way yeah?

Soon to become the magnificent 7

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Not playing until Sunday and still all over the morning news.....swamp dwelling cunts and all who sail with them.

 

[Vienna_70]

Outstanding work from Bernardo, Kevin and Raheem.

 

[JASR]

It became apparent that their superstar players clearly weren't in the least bit motivated by him.

I was talking to a United fan yesterday… who said that one of his acquaintances does a line of work which gets them to go to united players houses on a fairly regular basis.
Many times this season, they’ve been to the houses of ‘injured’ players, who are actually having a full-on kick-about in their gardens.

Ie they were feigning minor injuries because they didn’t want to play for ten Hag.

 

[Asa's left peg]

Outstanding work from Bernardo, Kevin and Raheem.

Bernie has won the Shithousery D'or for the last few years

 

[M23 Citizen]

This sitting down with the new manager at sky sports news.

Isn't this the 5th or 6th time it's happened?

The big fanfare, the white smoke, the 2nd coming, it's so cringe.

But, sky sports love rolling dogshit in glitter and sugarcoating it in red.

Can't stop laughing.

The best one was when Sky had that Ralph Ragnick on and they named him ‘the godfather of German football’!

 

[M23 Citizen]

According to Spitty "he looks and sounds like a Manchester UnIted manager."
Wtf does this even mean?

The archetypical Manchester United manager is an ageing Scotch bloke. How does this young Portuguese lad with a full head of jet black hair fit into that?

 

[Vienna_70]

Bernie has won the Shithousery D'or for the last few years

Dating back to his brilliant work with a cup of coffee during covid.

 

[ShorehamCitizen]

Typical these cunts only have bloody Ipswich for the new dickhead’s first game. Pisses me off already that ****, fucking media going on about him like he’s Pep mark 2. He’s just another random nobody from a minor league that will be gone in two seasons.

That league isn't even in the top 6 in Europe and it's bland to watch.

I would rather watch the San Marino league.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Forgot how funny that was