United Thread | 2024/25

[freshie]

 

[Vester]

Ten Bob is going to ruin Knobee ManYoo.

He played 35 games last season, and he has started every game, including the Community Shield, this term.

And he’s still only 19.

I know ten Bob doesn’t have the quality of squad that Pep had at his disposal, but when Phil was 19, Guardiola was still managing his minutes.

If they’re not careful, the rags will ruin him.

What do you mean "ruin him"? Playing for the rags and given minutes by the bald Ole has given Mainoos reputation an insane boost with him even being called up to the national team despite not even being half as good as McAtee. Since Mainoo made his debut Uniteds abysmal PL record is actually significantly worse with him on the pitch compared to without him, strange considering his impact have apparently been so amazing. Somehow being a youth player playing for United makes every pundit and rag fan judge his performances differently with all good things about his game being highlighted and praised to oblivion while all the weak parts of course is being completely ignored since "he is just a kid". Was just 2 years ago they considered Elanga as a potential world class winger just like with every mediocre youth player that gets minutes in that club. One of the many reasons United are a joke these days.

 

[Akira]

It's easy for the Rags to blame the loss entirely on Casemiro, but as Slot himself explained his gameplan, it's United's structure that's the bigger problem. Liverpool played through their initial press and was able to cut through their midfield like butter. They still conceded after taking Casemiro off.

The problem still lies with Ten Hag.

 

[mosssideblue]

It's easy for the Rags to blame the loss entirely on Casemiro, but as Slot himself explained his gameplan, it's United's structure that's the bigger problem. Liverpool played through their initial press and was able to cut through their midfield like butter. They still conceded after taking Casemiro off.

The problem still lies with Ten Hag.

Shhhhhhhhhhh. We need Ten Fags to stay for years

 

[Akira]

Shhhhhhhhhhh. We need Ten Fags to stay for years

What if I told you, they sack Ten Hag and hires Southgate?

 

[Vester]

It's easy for the Rags to blame the loss entirely on Casemiro, but as Slot himself explained his gameplan, it's United's structure that's the bigger problem. Liverpool played through their initial press and was able to cut through their midfield like butter. They still conceded after taking Casemiro off.

The problem still lies with Ten Hag.

Casemiro is a shadow of his former self but even the worlds best DM Rodri would struggle with the likes of Bruno/Mainoo/Rashford/Garnacho in front of him on the pitch, all completely lacking defensive awareness. Especially since they are also a team not capable of dictating any game in the oppositions half. But as usual rags fans always need to have 1 scapegoat and currently it's Casemiro. Before it that was Ronaldo, before that it was Pogba and before that it was di Maria. It somehow never occurs to them that it might not be the serial winners at other clubs fault all the time and that its perhaps the serial losers like Bruno/Rashford/Shaw etc and/or the manager without any top level success that might be the problem.

 

[mosssideblue]

What if I told you, they sack Ten Hag and hires Southgate?

We could then start a genuine SOS thread :)

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

What if I told you, they sack Ten Hag and hires Southgate?

I put this to some rags last night. You when someone realises how much shit they’re in and you can see it happening? It was like that.

They’re fucked!

 

[remember arthur mann]

GMC Fire station spokesman, very impressed with the fire drill held 20 minutes before the end of the match on Sunday.

 

[Semper aggressus]

Need these twats to go another season without CL football; less income and less attractive to new signings. Pretty much nailed on it’ll be us, Arse and scousers in the top 3 so need the likes of Chelsea, Brighton or Spurs to get that 4th spot.

Eventually maybe the scum will drift into mid table obscurity permanently. It’s important that they don’t win any cups this year either. I’m still so fucking angry about that cup final. Anyone but them.