United Thread | 2024/25

[blue saturday]

there is no plan unless its double dutch

 

[RodneyRodney]

They are a couple of injuries away from a relegation battle

Sorry, I don't follow your train of thought ; injuries would improve them, surely ?

 

[RodneyRodney]

Not even joking here, I think Rashford being suspended would help them.

You're joking, surely ! He's nearly as good as prime Danny Welbeck !
( . . .Ok, maybe that's stretching it a bit . . .but he is their BEST player)

 

[TonyM]

All they need is £600m.

 

[Wretched Vengeance]

Manch

Come on, it’s man united we’re talking about here….

Hilarious

Manchesh nited

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

Their fans are deluded, blaming the Glazers again.

- Manager spends £600,000,000 on players he wants.

- Rags play like garbage with no clear identity.

- Glazers fault apparently.

Don't mind you hanging around here, but we won't stand for you slagging off ETH or the glazers. We love them, and at this rate they will have statues outside the Etihad.

 

[jacko74]

They are a couple of injuries away from a relegation battle

I always get a bit frustrated when they do get any longish term injuries, it often happens they throw in a fringe player or youth who actually performs better than the player they're replacing.

 

[Bluekiwi]

How come the rat played he got sent off last week

Dished out a few A4 size brown envelopes

 

[Gray]

Funny after all the signings they start with Evans and Maguire in central defence. That shows the manager has no clear plan.

 

[Whether or not]

Elements of the media are trying to talk up 0 0 at Villa yesterday as a battling achievement. It seemed to me that Villa were absolutely there for the taking. Missing their entire first choice midfield, lost their top defender 10 minutes in and after the high of Bayern, totally lacking in energy throughout. Any half decent Premier League team would have won there comfortably yesterday. But don’t let that get in the way of the narrative.

 

[RodneyRodney]

The Caff : "Everton have more points than United in the last 15 PL games. Everton."

 

[give it to gordon]

I thought Rashford was trying to get himself sent off.
It looked like he couldn't give a fuck, to do that second yellow (not given) straight after getting a yellow was strange.
The whole club stinks from top to bottom.
Scruffy Jim we are told is in charge of the football side yet he can't sack tent peg !. It's not his decision we are told lol.
What the hell does Brailsford do ?

Lol

 

[Gazza]

united are the Dementors of the PL.

 

[Gazza]

I thought Rashford was trying to get himself sent off.
It looked like he couldn't give a fuck, to do that second yellow (not given) straight after getting a yellow was strange.
The whole club stinks from top to bottom.
Scruffy Jim we are told is in charge of the football side yet he can't sack tent peg !. It's not his decision we are told lol.
What the hell does Brailsford do ?

Lol

What the hell does Brailsford do ?

He sits there looking angry and menacing in a Mark Hughes kind of way and ultimately about as effective.

 

[SebastianBlue]

All they need is £600m.

* Another

 

[SebastianBlue]

Funny after all the signings they start with Evans and Maguire in central defence. That shows the manager has no clear plan.

Or, worse, his plan is completely and utter faulty but he refuses to divert from it or—more likely—lacks the ability to formulate and execute a new plan.

Hence the “trust the process” nonsense as he stares blankly in to middle distance.

 

[RodneyRodney]

I thought Rashford was trying to get himself sent off.
It looked like he couldn't give a fuck, to do that second yellow (not given) straight after getting a yellow was strange.
The whole club stinks from top to bottom.
Scruffy Jim we are told is in charge of the football side yet he can't sack tent peg !. It's not his decision we are told lol.
What the hell does Brailsford do ?

Lol

He always looks like that

 

[RodneyRodney]

* Another

To consolidate in mid-table

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

I

Funny after all the signings they start with Evans and Maguire in central defence. That shows the manager has no clear plan.

Think buying Anthony .
That fella with the hair upfront and
Fake haaland is enough proof the manager has no plan

 

[northendenton]

Looks like she’s got her head out of the window of a fast moving car

Well spotted you have a Shar Pei