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Could be something in that. Goes something like this....

Ammo binned us off in favour of the rags.

Pep then felt duty bound to extend rather than drop us in the shit.

Pep subsequently then had a bit of a breakdown at the thought of having to stay longer than he wanted rather then whizzing-off to enjoy life on the Ipanema.

Players have downed tools because they can't take another 2 years of Pep's high intensity management style.

In response, Pep is only allowing guys with a max fitness level of 70% in the starting 11. All others are benched, and especially those with links to Brazil.

And Phil has gone on a bronchitis-busting health recovery holiday to the Copacabana and is getting Ronnie to send Pep tiktoks to let him know what he's missing.
stop whatever drugs you're on
 
Scruffy Jim cat weasel the petrochemical polluting tax evading Chelsea fan doesn’t make decisions so he can’t be blamed.

Chief rat Berrada jumped in to get A Moron incase CITY showed an interest.

Disagreement, dispute, division......and chief rat gets all the power, politics in play !!

Sounds a happy ship.

Fuck em over this Sunday big time !!
 
3 days Ashworth had officially been at the Rags before Tent Peg signed a new contract.

He'd either been working there when he shouldn't have been or had fuck all to do with it.
My guess is it's both. He was doing some work before his official start date but he wasn't the one who was ultimately responsible for giving Ten Hag a new deal.
 

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