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1961_vintage said:
Could be something in that. Goes something like this....

Ammo binned us off in favour of the rags.

Pep then felt duty bound to extend rather than drop us in the shit.

Pep subsequently then had a bit of a breakdown at the thought of having to stay longer than he wanted rather then whizzing-off to enjoy life on the Ipanema.

Players have downed tools because they can't take another 2 years of Pep's high intensity management style.

In response, Pep is only allowing guys with a max fitness level of 70% in the starting 11. All others are benched, and especially those with links to Brazil.

And Phil has gone on a bronchitis-busting health recovery holiday to the Copacabana and is getting Ronnie to send Pep tiktoks to let him know what he's missing.
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Read it…….innn………the voice……. Of…… Kalve Solkohol…….
 
Vienna_70 said:
Flying pig: "Massimo Taibi in disguise!"
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Love pig
Out of all the scum fleecers out there he’s the only one who you could say deserves it
The guys fuckin hilarious
His meltdowns although mostly scripted
Are epic.
His viewers go from 500 when there winning to 2k when they go behind
Even my rag wife laughs at him despite them losing most weeks
 
roach3 said:
Love pig
Out of all the scum fleecers out there he’s the only one who you could say deserves it
The guys fuckin hilarious
His meltdowns although mostly scripted
Are epic.
His viewers go from 500 when there winning to 2k when they go behind
Even my rag wife laughs at him despite them losing most weeks
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Im not convinced he’s a rag, but if he isn’t, he’s a better actor than Goldridge.
 
They thought Jim was going to fix it. He certainly has.

Click on X for the lengthy and full statement.

 
Remember when the media told us all Scruffy Jim was sorting out the mess and getting the best of the best ?
They demanded Newcastle release Ashworth immediately. We were told how small time the Geordies were for refusing. Ashworth was going to power the rags to a new golden era of dominance and the 10 million the rags paid to get their man was nothing compared to the results he would bring.

So what happened ? I'm sure the media are busy typing out the reason(s) it all went wrong after only 5 months. I presume it will be explained first thing Monday morning.

After all was he the messiah or just a very naughty boy.
 
Blue Mist said:
Remember when the media told us all Scruffy Jim was sorting out the mess and getting the best of the best ?
They demanded Newcastle release Ashworth immediately. We were told how small time the Geordies were for refusing. Ashworth was going to power the rags to a new golden era of dominance and the 10 million the rags paid to get their man was nothing compared to the results he would bring.

So what happened ? I'm sure the media are busy typing out the reason(s) it all went wrong after only 5 months. I presume it will be explained first thing Monday morning.

After all was he the messiah or just a very naughty boy.
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Lol no one owning up to extending ten hags contract , ashworth denying he had anything to do with it , scruffy Jim blaming ashworth , what a shitshow lol
 
I feel another meltdown coming there way , Jim the saviour has turned out to be anything like all said. Beautiful
 
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