United Thread | 2024/25

[TinFoilHat]

He hath been punished and repented his sins

Translation:

No fucker wants him.

 

[remember arthur mann]

I bet he won’t. In a position where you can financially do what you want, having made millions, I doubt never setting foot in that shit hole will be what keeps him awake at night.

Strangely enough he went the other week for the first time with his son. He was getting so much stick for not going, the company who employ him and write his scripts decided to send him. He was shocked by the rusty, stinking, leaky, rat ridden shithole.
On the other hand, a couple of year ago he went to the Etihad complex and was stunned by how immaculate it was.

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

You’re actually choosing to watch the Rags?
Shakes head…

GTF, watching them get beat only comes second to watching City winning.

And as a true Bert in the unlikely event they go a couple of goals up I'll switch it off.

 

[Really_here]

You’re actually choosing to watch the Rags?
Shakes head…

I watch them a lot especially when it looks like they're going to get battered. If they start winning then it's easy enough to turn it off.

 

[Inter Me Nan]

Please lose, the fallout will be epic!

 

[deano ou812]

See Saint Fishfinger is back in the squad for the game tonight

Hahahahaha and if he starts or comes on
then scores the media will hail it as a master stroke by Amorim leaving him out for a few games…

 

[Silva61]

Why not? I’m looking forward to it as I think toon will smash them, and then Liverpool will smash them at weekend. Closer they go to the drop zone.

Ye me to wouldn't miss it for the world, these cunts getting smashed and hopefully picking up £1600 when they get relegated.

 

[SK14BLUE]

I watch them a lot especially when it looks like they're going to get battered. If they start winning then it's easy enough to turn it off.

Me too

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Ye me to wouldn't miss it for the world, these cunts getting smashed and hopefully picking up £1600 when they get relegated.

I hope you have the money in your bank account by the end March

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Me too

Yep me too.

 

[Blue Mist]

See Saint Fishfinger is back in the squad for the game tonight

Yeh, he's doing the catering.

 

[Blue Mist]

In the aftermath of the 50th anniversary game, talkshite, in the form of Adrian Durham, tried to blame City supporters for the fireworks that went off close to the swamp, but IIRC, they didn’t have many takers.

Obviously more WUMmery and an attempt to get listeners' reactions.

I remember how, with absolutely no evidence whatsoever, a number of media sites said it was Blues.

It was probably one of the widows.

 

[JASR]

How it started 2nd November:

Ruben Amorim: The story of Man Utd's new manager branded the 'second Special One'

From rejection at Benfica to new Manchester United boss, BBC Sport charts the rise of Ruben Amorim.

www.bbc.co.uk

How it currently is:

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

Ye me to wouldn't miss it for the world, these cunts getting smashed and hopefully picking up £1600 when they get relegated.

Haha you got a bet on?

 

[Really_here]

Please lose, the fallout will be epic!

I think the overwhelming feeling is that they're going to lose so unlikely to be much fallout . Amorim has a free pass against Liverpool and Arse, I think that if they lose to Southampton then we'll see some serious fallout!!

 

[Frank the Yank]

You’re actually choosing to watch the Rags?
Shakes head…

Why not?? Train wrecks are interesting..

 

[Silva61]

Haha you got a bet on?

£10 stake, 125-1odds, £1,572.50.

 

[deegee33]

But he never goes to Forest or United matches.

And he wouldn’t be welcomed at either ground by the fans.

He might be a millionaire, but given a similar choice, I’d rather go and watch City instead of making a dick of myself on Youtube before, during, and after every match.

Money can’t buy you everything. Even when you how money, you become a salve to it.

In the future he will look back at his millions, reflecting on the fact that he hasn’t been to a United match.

The fact that he hasn't been to a scum match is due to the fact that he can't get a ticket. He is # 234,567 on the waiting list.

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

£10 stake, 125-1odds, £1,572.50.

Rooting for you. Can you fucking imagine those daft cunts in the championship haha. Red shirt derby v Wrexham if they went up

 

[Boo or Boo-urns]

Amorim has a free pass

Ten Rags derided by the media and rags for saying, he can't play the Ajax way with his rag squad of players.
Ruben Imafraud getting a free pass for saying he can't play the Sporting way with the current rag squad.

Ten Rags mocked for repeatedly saying "Stick to the plan", meanwhile Ruben Imafraud has got the rags salivating for sticking to his plan, resulting in loss after loss.

... but, but he's charismatic in the press conferences.