United Thread | 2024/25

[Damocles]

As much as I despise United, I despise shit corporate "banter" even more. The most milquetoast broad range type of "humour" dreamed up by a committee of "writers" in order to sell a gambling habit

 

[Grassland Blue]

Lol they actually think an extra £200m a year. It will be more like £40m after VAT is removed and merchandised added in. It will take them at least 5 decades to pay £2bn off and that's assuming low interest ( never going to happen) and the £2bn cost not increasing which of course it will in fact it's probably already £2.5bn

And here's me thinking that FFP was introduced to stop clubs from spending more than they could afford......

 

[jimharri]

 

[Niall666]

Amorim sacked after Southampton, Big Sam coming in till end of season to save them

 

[CPPSC]

Expertly cooked by a bloke in a dodgy white overall whilst standing in piss.

White?

 

[Really_here]

Amorim sacked after Southampton, Big Sam coming in till end of season to save them

I wouldn't bet on that, I don't think it's a given that he'll be sacked even if they're relegated (which I think is now a distinct possibility). `

 

[NZBlue]

I wouldn't bet on that, I don't think it's a given that he'll be sacked even if they're relegated (which I think is now a distinct possibility). `

They won't be relegated. There's only one place realistically up for grabs and if they were in it, the powers that be would mysteriously magic up a suitable points deduction for some trumped up imaginary indiscretion in order to save their darlings.
I just hope it's not us replacing them.

 

[Elbow beards]

They won't be relegated. There's only one place realistically up for grabs and if they were in it, the powers that be would mysteriously magic up a suitable points deduction for some trumped up imaginary indiscretion in order to save their darlings.
I just hope it's not us replacing them.

2 places available, only a point separating Ipswich and Leicester. Only 8 points from second to bottom to United.

 

[standupifyouhatemanu]

We just had our New Year’s Day swim here in Southern Spain, as always I wore my City onesie. I invited all the rag fans I know and saw today to a party in May, when they asked what the occasion was I said the rag relegation party. Most took it on the chin but one in particular was most dischuffed.

 

[jimharri]

We just had our New Year’s Day swim here in Southern Spain, as always I wore my City onesie. I invited all the rag fans I know and saw today to a party in May, when they asked what the occasion was I said the rag relegation party. Most took it on the chin but one in particular was most dischuffed.

Surprised he didn't drown you!

And as for wearing a onesie....

 

[jimharri]

Amorim sacked after Southampton, Big Sam coming in till end of season to save them

They won't sack a second manager in the middle of one season.

 

[freshie]

Pls God

 

[Blue Maverick]

2 places available, only a point separating Ipswich and Leicester. Only 8 points from second to bottom to United.

When the dippers smash them it’s getting closer, only thing saving them would be them twats at the PL dicking us with points deduction to save them

 

[Tuearts right boot]

We just had our New Year’s Day swim here in Southern Spain, as always I wore my City onesie. I invited all the rag fans I know and saw today to a party in May, when they asked what the occasion was I said the rag relegation party. Most took it on the chin but one in particular was most dischuffed.

A fucking onesie........!!!!!

 

[1961_vintage]

Good value raguette at the Swamp only £3.50.
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Fixed.

 

[Rammy Blue]

Amorim sacked after Southampton, Big Sam coming in till end of season to save them

Amorim sacked and scum paying Van Horseface’s release clause from Leicester would be better.

 

[Rammy Blue]

Dan Ashworth must be pissing his sides.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Does anyone know if mice can swim?

You’ve got to fear for them if they can’t after yesterday’s deluge at the swamp.

 

[mac]

They won't be relegated. There's only one place realistically up for grabs and if they were in it, the powers that be would mysteriously magic up a suitable points deduction for some trumped up imaginary indiscretion in order to save their darlings.
I just hope it's not us replacing them.

Jesus christ. Grow a pair. We aren't going anywhere

 

[Macca77macca]

Dan Ashworth must be pissing his sides.

Exactly.

Jim Radcliffe is an utter wanker. He took an outstanding Cycling team and slowly trashed it. All so he could play elite sport. A typical ego maniacal billionaire who knows absolutely nil about it.