I'm half remembering a story from the 90s, that our youth? training facilities were inadequate, the rag's youngsters ate steak, we had sandwiches, presumably the chips had run out!
Tront was called a public school boy, should be that he was a privately educated kid, as virtually all PL kids are these days. I'm sure ours all go to a swanky college, St Bede's, possibly?
Sir findus starving in the mid 90s , when those twats were bulldozing all before them, doesn't ring true, with their money no object culture. He might be doing a pinocchio to rival slimy stone.