United Thread | 2024/25

[mike1923]

So that’s an 86 million winger on loan, a 75 million winger on loan, a 350k a week winger on loan, and a 70 million midfielder they can’t even get rid of on loan

Triffic business

 

[mike1923]

Seems like it’s happening.

They’re desperate to save the rags some face and make it seem like a good deal for them

‘Villa covering a significant portion of wages’ rather than ‘United paying him to play for someone else’

 

[malg]

He's not going to be the big I am at Villa, or he shouldn't be. Maybe Villa need pace up front and the Rags have got rid of a big thorn in their side (yes, I did sing the Eurythmics tune as I typed that).

Villa are just taking a punt if this goes through. They're taking him on the back of newspaper and social media hyperbole. I hope it goes wrong for them, Sir Findus Krispy and the Rags.

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

I see that Amorim telling everyone he can’t even get to training didn’t help them sell him!

Good move by Villa, they don’t really need him, but he can come on for Watkins to save his legs a bit, and if he actually shows signs of life I’m sure they’ll have worked out a sweetheart buy option.

Its not a good move for villa.
Even if the rags cover 75%of his wages they'll still be paying him 100 grand a week to do fuck all

 

[malg]

They’re desperate to save the rags some face and make it seem like a good deal for them

‘Villa covering a significant portion of wages’ rather than ‘United paying him to play for someone else’

It's exactly that. The Rags are paying to play for a other team.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Its not a good move for villa.
Even if the rags cover 75%of his wages they'll still be paying him 100 grand a week to do fuck all

Marcus Rashbonlahor

 

[Protein Junkie]

I'm sure they will if he goes there (and I can't honestly see what he'd add to any Premier League team other than a load of unwanted hassle but maybe Emery knows better)

There’s a lot of Child food poverty in Birmingham.

 

[mancboy]

Villa have finally replaced agbonlahor with someone equally quick, thick and useless

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

Villa have finally replaced agbonlahor with someone equally quick, thick and useless

I would say agbonlahor was a better player

 

[mancboy]

I would say agbonlahor was a better player

You could say anything u wanted to agbonlahor he wouldnt understand u anyway

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

You could say anything u wanted to agbonlahor he wouldnt understand u anyway

True

About the same level of intelligence as rashford

 

[mancboy]

True

About the same level of intelligence as rashford

Thats about right lol

 

[Boo or Boo-urns]

Marcus Rashbonlahor

Marcus Ragbonlahor.

 

[give it to gordon]

Are villa that bad that they did this sulking lazy Rashford ?

 

[TinFoilHat]

They;ve just signed heaven?

The headlines will write themselves.

 

[Debaser]

The headlines will write themselves.

Rashton Villa

 

[TinFoilHat]

I see that Amorim telling everyone he can’t even get to training didn’t help them sell him!

Good move by Villa, they don’t really need him, but he can come on for Watkins to save his legs a bit, do fuck all then score the winning penalty in a champions league game making the usual suspects demand he gets called up by engerland.

 

[Citi-leaks]

Rashford to Villa is a good deal all round. He will probably start scoring for Unai Emery, because he has something to prove.

But he also had to leave, because Amorin can't decorate his house with a dead elephant in the way.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Rashford to Villa is a good deal all round. He will probably start scoring for Unai Emery, because he has something to prove.

But he also had to leave, because Amorin can't decorate his house with a dead elephant in the way.

Only way he could play Champions League football too.

 

[Blue Mist]

Posters on here were claiming Rashford had mental health problems and wanted us all to feel sorry for him.

His Villa move shows that sulking is not actually mental health problem.