United Thread | 2024/25

[kippaxwarrior]

 

[bridgeno1]

They're genuinely fucked. They have to sell to buy but their players are losing value rapidly due to being utter wank. They'd not get much for their best player Fernandes as he's 31 later this year so they'd have to sell Mainoo and Diallo to maybe get £140m for the pair but as they need to use that cash to buy around 7 players a £20m a player budget isn't going to get them far.

Also, hahahahahahahaha!

 

[scousemanc]

We bought Savinho, Haaland and Marmoush for £130m. They bought Hojlund and Zirkzee for £130m..

Hojlund has scored 2 Premier League goals all season. Marmoush scored 3 in twenty minutes yesterday

 

[bluethrunthru]

They're genuinely fucked. They have to sell to buy but their players are losing value rapidly due to being utter wank. They'd not get much for their best player Fernandes as he's 31 later this year so they'd have to sell Mainoo and Diallo to maybe get £140m for the pair but as they need to use that cash to buy around 7 players a £20m a player budget isn't going to get them far.

Also, hahahahahahahaha!

The days when they could get premium money for past it or not up to it players are long gone yet they keep signing shite for top money on big wages on long contracts as a desperate act to try and prove they are still relevant

 

[Gone for a Burton]

They'll not go doon but they could easily achieve the giddy heights of 16th and have a shitty,traumatic last 3 months.

If we beat the Grimpils, I'd like to get them at the swamp and destroy them after dismantling them.

Put them in their place & us in ours......the Pride of Manchester !!

 

[dennishasdoneit]

If I was in charge at City, I'd freeze our ticket prices next season, drive their fans round the bend.

If I was in charge of the train service I'd double the price of the Euston to Manchester run.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[Pam]

Hojlund has scored 2 Premier League goals all season. Marmoush scored 3 in twenty minutes yesterday

But .. but .his surname is similar to the Norwegian Viking.

 

[JASR]

so they'd have to sell Mainoo and Diallo to maybe get £140m for the pair

dont do drugs kids.

 

[Pam]

They'll not go doon but they could easily achieve the giddy heights of 16th and have a shitty,traumatic last 3 months.

If we beat the Grimpils, I'd like to get them at the swamp and destroy them after dismantling them.

Put them in their place & us in ours......the Pride of Manchester !!

City rule.

 

[Pam]

It's as annoying as fuck that there are actually four teams worse than the rags otherwise they'd be right in a relegation fight.

Pessimist.

 

[dennishasdoneit]

They'll not go doon but they could easily achieve the giddy heights of 16th and have a shitty,traumatic last 3 months.

Reminds me of seeing Oasis at Maine rd in the 90s, wed just just beaten Vila away in a relegation battle
Liam opened the show by defiantly shouting " We won't go down !!!"" Everyone cheered.,..

We did.

 

[Cumbie Blue]

Just wonder what finishing position they had factored into the accounting for this year. What is it, 3 million a place? No chance they went with the lower end, probably had themselves finishing 6th at worst, that's another £27 million black hole in the accounts they'll need help covering.

 

[dennishasdoneit]

Just wonder what finishing position they had factored into the accounting for this year. What is it, 3 million a place? No chance they went with the lower end, probably had themselves finishing 6th at worst, that's another £27 million black hole in the accounts they'll need help covering.

Rachel Reeves is on her way to sort out the black hole...and she could do a job up front for them as the new tranny too.

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

They're genuinely fucked. They have to sell to buy but their players are losing value rapidly due to being utter wank. They'd not get much for their best player Fernandes as he's 31 later this year so they'd have to sell Mainoo and Diallo to maybe get £140m for the pair but as they need to use that cash to buy around 7 players a £20m a player budget isn't going to get them far.

Also, hahahahahahahaha!

They wouldn't get 140 peanut mandms

 

[remember arthur mann]

Looks like the Zebra pants are coming out again. Probably have a match abandoned again. Looks like Sheikh Me Daddy is wanted again.

 

[Grassland Blue]

They've lost half as many games again as they've won (W8, L12). Unfortunately, they're in minimal danger of going down. Their PPG figure (1.16), stretched out over 38 games would get them to 44 pts. Comfortably over the high thirties safety mark.

That figure will have changed now that fishfingers has gone and amad and mainwho are injured.

 

[Craig]

Reminds me of seeing Oasis at Maine rd in the 90s, wed just just beaten Vila away in a relegation battle
Liam opened the show by defiantly shouting " We won't go down !!!"" Everyone cheered.,..

We did.

They won’t go down though unfortunately. For the same reasons Newcastle or Villa won’t win the league! 14th or 15th is still a fantastic effort though

 

[malg]

They're genuinely fucked. They have to sell to buy but their players are losing value rapidly due to being utter wank. They'd not get much for their best player Fernandes as he's 31 later this year so they'd have to sell Mainoo and Diallo to maybe get £140m for the pair but as they need to use that cash to buy around 7 players a £20m a player budget isn't going to get them far.

Also, hahahahahahahaha!

Not entirely sure they'd get £140m for those two. FFP appears to have backfired and is affecting a lot more teams than it was designed to.

 

[Djibrilshairdo]

"Everything they do, we do better."

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Reeling out a load of shite, magnificent achievements no one else has ever managed, right up to and including 1999. A quarter of a century ago. Get Lucy Worsley on the case.