United Thread | 2024/25

[Shirley]

They’re putting all their eggs in one basket hoping for CL via the Thursday night cup…

 

[Tammievillan]

Utd get battered everywhere they go , Utd get get battered everywhere they go , everywhere they go.

 

[Djibrilshairdo]

Amorim just waffles nonsense like Ten Hag.

I’ll just Google translate Schtick to de plan into Portuguese for youz…

 

[jimharri]

"Not arrogant, just shitter"

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

Wankers. Can't get fuck all right. Wankers.

 

[N1985]

They’re putting all their eggs in one basket hoping for CL via the Thursday night cup…

They could finish 17th and end up in the Champions League.

They won't win it though. I can see Spurs doing them in the final because God is a fucking blue!

 

[StillBluessinceHydeRoad]

I swallowed my pride, tore up the principles of a lifetime and, after yesterday's encouraging result and performance, hoped the rags could pull out a performance which would get a point, or maybe three. Some hopes! By the time they had played an hour I had recovered my self respect and integrity and was screaming for Newcastle really to rub their noses in it and when number 4 went in I was convinced there was still time for numbers 5 and 6. But no. So I know there'll be no further deviant hopes because you can never have any confidence in the rags: they'll never give us any help at all.

 

[Pingu the Penguin]

They are shit. They can raise their game for sure against the better sides. But they are still shit

 

[jimharri]

They could finish 17th and end up in the Champions League.

They won't win it though. I can see Spurs doing them in the final because God is a fucking blue!

Spurs; in the final? With that defence?

 

[paulchapo]

They could finish 17th and end up in the Champions League.

They won't win it though. I can see Spurs doing them in the final because God is a fucking blue!

Spurs are also shite.

 

[simon23]

technically they can still go down but they need 1 pt for safety and Ipswich would have to win every game...highly unlikely that Ipswich win every game

Utd could lose every game however

 

[beast]

technically they can still go down but they need 1 pt for safety and Ipswich would have to win every game...highly unlikely that Ipswich win every game

Utd could lose every game however

I know it won't happen but could you imagine the scenes.

 

[inchy14]

Didn't know Newcastle was in Surrey....

He means on the tv or wireless.

 

[jimharri]

I know it won't happen but could you imagine the scenes.

I'm guessing they'll be aiming for a top half finish. 7 pts and 18 goals behind Bournemouth in 10th.

 

[mancboy]

Was that him celebrating his consolation goal today?

What an arrogant, up himself little prick he is.

Yep

 

[Blue Mist]

It took Michael Jackson 10 years to turn white.

It took Onana 3 days.

 

[DJBusinesscake]

Utd get battered everywhere they go , Utd get get battered everywhere they go , everywhere they go.

Except the Etihad...

 

[mrbelfry]

I swallowed my pride, tore up the principles of a lifetime and, after yesterday's encouraging result and performance, hoped the rags could pull out a performance which would get a point, or maybe three. Some hopes! By the time they had played an hour I had recovered my self respect and integrity and was screaming for Newcastle really to rub their noses in it and when number 4 went in I was convinced there was still time for numbers 5 and 6. But no. So I know there'll be no further deviant hopes because you can never have any confidence in the rags: they'll never give us any help at all.

When I'm in two minds about if I want united to win to help City I wait until they let a goal in. I normally feel better then

 

[Cumbie Blue]

The BBC cannot help itself, usual smattering of sports stories on the news page, masters live, boat race and then there it is, Man United beat City for a place in the cup final. Not a single mention of the 4-1 beating putting the barcodes back into the CL places until you get the the sports section. Incredible. All for coverage of the women's game but come on, clear and bloody obvious.

 

[Chris-NCL]

I swallowed my pride, tore up the principles of a lifetime and, after yesterday's encouraging result and performance, hoped the rags could pull out a performance which would get a point, or maybe three. Some hopes! By the time they had played an hour I had recovered my self respect and integrity and was screaming for Newcastle really to rub their noses in it and when number 4 went in I was convinced there was still time for numbers 5 and 6. But no. So I know there'll be no further deviant hopes because you can never have any confidence in the rags: they'll never give us any help at all.

Worry not, there is room for both of us in the top 5.