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"Everyone wants to join the verminous swamp dwellers," do they? Well, I can play that game too.
Holly Willoughby wants to make a sex tape with me, with a life-sized model of Norman ('Swinging, Dodgy') Vaughan in the background playing a medley of Luther Vandross' greatest hits on an empty Maltesers box.
Then from out of nowhere, the illegitimate daughter of half an Alpine Horn emerges from a thimble someone had left in Port-au-Prince, next to a yodelling grasshopper.

SCUM!
 
KentBlue said:
"Everyone wants to join the verminous swamp dwellers," do they? Well, I can play that game too.
Holly Willoughby wants to make a sex tape with me, with a life-sized model of Norman ('Swinging, Dodgy') Vaughan in the background playing a medley of Luther Vandross' greatest hits on an empty Maltesers box.
Then from out of nowhere, the illegitimate daughter of half an Alpine Horn emerges from a thimble someone had left in Port-au-Prince, next to a yodelling grasshopper.

SCUM!
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True story
 
KentBlue said:
"Everyone wants to join the verminous swamp dwellers," do they? Well, I can play that game too.
Holly Willoughby wants to make a sex tape with me, with a life-sized model of Norman ('Swinging, Dodgy') Vaughan in the background playing a medley of Luther Vandross' greatest hits on an empty Maltesers box.
Then from out of nowhere, the illegitimate daughter of half an Alpine Horn emerges from a thimble someone had left in Port-au-Prince, next to a yodelling grasshopper.

SCUM!
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Nice one. That's certainly a vivid imagination you've got.
 
KentBlue said:
"Everyone wants to join the verminous swamp dwellers," do they? Well, I can play that game too.
Holly Willoughby wants to make a sex tape with me, with a life-sized model of Norman ('Swinging, Dodgy') Vaughan in the background playing a medley of Luther Vandross' greatest hits on an empty Maltesers box.
Then from out of nowhere, the illegitimate daughter of half an Alpine Horn emerges from a thimble someone had left in Port-au-Prince, next to a yodelling grasshopper.

SCUM!
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feedmpenzaandhewillscore said:
It’s a seismic earthquake from which they have never recovered from. Everything about that club is now desperately trying to get one over on City as retribution and its cost them the best part of a billion quid they never got a return on to do it.
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Correct!

The biggest mistake the rags made was their arrogance to underestimate the MCFC project. It started in 2008 and the rag media were only to happy to oblige them by belittling and mocking the "project"

This is common in corporate circles when a new upstart is developing. The first step is to ridicule, then comes the anger (noisy neighbours) and finally the gut wrenching realisation that you've been left behind.
 
Tracking back said:
Correct!

The biggest mistake the rags made was their arrogance to underestimate the MCFC project. It started in 2008 and the rag media were only to happy to oblige them by belittling and mocking the "project"

This is common in corporate circles when a new upstart is developing. The first step is to ridicule, then comes the anger (noisy neighbours) and finally the gut wrenching realisation that you've been left behind.
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They don’t have a blue print to evolve as football has moved on from them. They thought their being a major stakeholder in the Premier League would protect them and keep them at the top. It’s no coincidence the Premier League which is manipulated by them and other teams is coming after City with their bull shit charges. The team that is a billion in debt is branding us cheats, their attempts to end City as a top level football club is no coincidence and not done in the interests of fair play.
 
feedmpenzaandhewillscore said:
They don’t have a blue print to evolve as football has moved on from them. They thought their being a major stakeholder in the Premier League would protect them and keep them at the top. It’s no coincidence the Premier League which is manipulated by them and other teams is coming after City with their bull shit charges. The team that is a billion in debt is branding us cheats, their attempts to end City as a top level football club is no coincidence and not done in the interests of fair play.
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That is an excellent post.

You should have sent that to Lord Pannick to use in his closing statement.
 
KentBlue said:
"Everyone wants to join the verminous swamp dwellers," do they? Well, I can play that game too.
Holly Willoughby wants to make a sex tape with me, with a life-sized model of Norman ('Swinging, Dodgy') Vaughan in the background playing a medley of Luther Vandross' greatest hits on an empty Maltesers box.
Then from out of nowhere, the illegitimate daughter of half an Alpine Horn emerges from a thimble someone had left in Port-au-Prince, next to a yodelling grasshopper.

SCUM!
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What the fuck have you been drinking?
 
citizen_maine said:
Christ, so now we've got reaction videos to other reaction videos
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Reactions to other reactions is legitimate YT cos the 'creator' is 'adding' or 'deviating' enough away from the original content to make it theirs.

With that said, I saw the original Scum fan's content and laughed my fucking head off, so adding 'LB' and his version of that enjoyment is fine by me.
 
waspish said:
There an idea why not a reaction video of a reaction video of a reaction video
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I'm not reacting to that!!

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GOULDYBOBS said:
This.

It's been voted the greatest moment in premier league history.

They ran this league for decades, and then noisy neighbours turn up and piss on their chips.

Look at the dispair and drink it in.
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Phil Jones topless on the pitch with Weetabix head and bacon face.
Camel gob, Bird shit eater, the illegitimate one, toe sucker, chicken licker.
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The old bag and Manuel with the radio in the stands as the news ripples through the cunts like a fanny fart of doom.

Mackems doing the poznan as their reality sinks in.

City having a party

Does it get any better than this?
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That brought a huge grin to my face.

The looks on the faces of the rag players are a joy to behold for any City supporter, as is the reaction of the rags in the stands.

And the response to the news of Sergio's winner from the Mackems is top-class, especially their rendition of the Poznań. A brilliant piss-take of our nasty neighbours.

It is a day that will stay with me forever.
 
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