United Thread | 2024/25

[Protein Junkie]

BBC this morning.
Why Man Utd have been better in Europe than domestically this season.

A fucking five year old could answer that.
You’ve played shite teams abroad ffs.

 

[Gazza]

BBC this morning.
Why Man Utd have been better in Europe than domestically this season.

A fucking five year old could answer that.
You’ve played shite teams abroad ffs.

When a team that most people have never heard of get into the semi-final, then it's not that good a competition.

and I mean Bodo/Glimt not Spurs ;-)

 

[Gazza]

Gazpacho is much better.

Because the rags are in the soup.

I particularly like Twat for Fernandez.

 

[Kippax77]

I imagine the TNT comms team will be fueling up with lots of zinc this morning in preparation for their jizathon tonight

 

[Harvster]

Plan on not watching tonight. If Bilbao happened to go two up it would only be a matter of time until the ball was on the spot as the red carded defender trudges off

 

[jimharri]

Plan on not watching tonight. If Bilbao happened to go two up it would only be a matter of time until the ball was on the spot as the red carded defender trudges off

Same. I'll be watching the Championship play off.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

It would appear that I am on their watchlist - I can only assume that they are looking for a somewhat cheaper alternative to Rasmus Birtles and this is the best their scouting network has to offer.

To be fair, I'm fairly confident I can match his goal return thus far.

However, for absolute clarity (should any offer be forthcoming) my response would be exactly the same as the recently deceased Pope Jorge Mario Begoglio.

Fuck off!!!........... :-)

 

[N1985]

See the Vodafone shirts are out in force today. Why are all their fans proper fat, special looking cunts? Fucking pasty white and semi bald. Just shave your fucking head you knuckle dragging cunts

 

[BigJoe#1]

When a team that most people have never heard of get into the semi-final, then it's not that good a competition.

and I mean Bodo/Glimt not Spurs ;-)

.... and there was me thinking you meant Manchester United.

 

[Harvster]

Same. I'll be watching the Championship play off.

Slow Horses for me. Late to the game, still on first series
Note to reader - not a documentary about our midfield

 

[Cellarite]

What a shame.

That prick played for England.
Just think about that.
I wonder why

How dare you?!? What are you even suggesting?!?

It was because he taught City a footballing lesson, erm... for about 35 minutes, erm... in the Community Shield.

 

[Macca3]

Full of the cockney wankers on the train from Euston!

 

[Kippax77]

Hope to God they get beat in the final of this.
Still can't forgive the way Mourinho asked all city fans to get behind them for their final against Ajax because of the Arena bombings.
Then filmed themselves celebrating on the plane home singing Nick Nack Paddy Wack.
Then a few years later after losing the final against Villarreal all the scum players looking into the cameras as they ripped their runners up medals off their necks, as if to say "we're too big a club to come runners up".
Absolute shit stain of a club, let us never forget

 

[Spanishbob]

Over 10 hours since a post in this thread....not even a SCUM.

Standards are slipping.

SCUM.

Will try my best. Here goes.
FUCKING SCUM.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Just had a nibble on Bilboa to qualify at 40/1 on SkyBet.

Mrs OnHoliday has just labelled me childish for vocalising 'nited' at every passing shirt wearer as we make our way through Terminal 3............

 

[Vienna_70]

Just had a nibble on Bilboa to qualify at 40/1 on SkyBet.

Mrs OnHoliday has just labelled me childish for vocalising 'nited' at every passing shirt wearer as we make our way through Terminal 3............

She’s right, of course.

I would have done as you did, and Mrs Vienna would have told me I was being childish.

Best of luck with your bet. I think you’ll need it.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

She’s right, of course.

I would have done as you did, and Mrs Vienna would have told me I was being childish.

Best of luck with your bet. I think you’ll need it.

Early Bilboa goal and it's game on........

 

[heslops barnet]

Early Bilboa goal and it's game on........

Yeh right, did you watch the first game?
Fukin useless fukers….

 

[Gorbachev]

Early Bilboa goal and it's game on........

Bilbao are without their top scorer Oihan Sancet tonight and both the Williams players are out.

Bilbao are done unfortunately.

 

[Infinite blue]

Pope Leo XIV says in a moving first public speech since being elected pontiff " who the fuck are Man United?"