United Thread | 2024/25

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It's always been the same in any industry and job. Somebody new takes over or a new boss is installed and the usual rhetoric is trotted out.
"Rationalisation, tighten the belts, restructuring, rerostering" blah blah fucking blah. The weary workforce just know it means job cuts and those that remain working harder and longer for the same pay or less. Oh but of course they're lucky they still have a job, rinse and repeat, year after year, decade after decade.
Always easier to get rid of the minions. Same in a lot of industries, if cost cutting needs to be done it's the domestics and the tea lady to go first. Not a lot of money, but they use them as numbers to appease those higher up the food chain....happening at my gaff right now.

With the Rags though it does make you wonder how bloated it was as an organisation.
 
Apologies if it's been mentioned further up the thread, but whilst I was reading laughing about the woes over in Trafford, I came across the staggering statistic that they still owe £313M in outstanding transfer payments to other clubs.

This on top of all of the other calamities means that they won't be shopping for the best this summer.
 
Apologies if it's been mentioned further up the thread, but whilst I was reading laughing about the woes over in Trafford, I came across the staggering statistic that they still owe £313M in outstanding transfer payments to other clubs.

This on top of all of the other calamities means that they won't be shopping for the best this summer.
Jamie Vardy says hi.
 
Went to Lancashire cricket ground today to buy a book. Got talking to the bloke in charge at the car park (turns out he's red shite). When I told him I was City he said he'd hate to have owners like ours because they're ruthless and Pep would be sacked if he hadn't won what he has.
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That’s why the thick **** is a car park attendant
 
Apologies if it's been mentioned further up the thread, but whilst I was reading laughing about the woes over in Trafford, I came across the staggering statistic that they still owe £313M in outstanding transfer payments to other clubs.

This on top of all of the other calamities means that they won't be shopping for the best this summer.
The deluded masses are totting up how much they'll get for the players that aren't 'good enough for Manshestnitid'.. forgetting that why would anyone buy self same players.

At the moment, all I can see is for them to offload any/all players which make them PSR money - so home grown, zero/minor remaining amortisation ones. This includes PL2 & U18 level players - they (the club) aren't going to have any decent future youth for years anymore.

Getting rid of any of the overwaged/recent arrivals will just make PSR even worse for them ...if they miraculously manage to sell anyway.

The financial bolt hole of selling to Saudi seems to have dried up since last year. I can't see another similar one appearing.

'Old Trafford', must surely (if they can find anyone... training kit currently unsponsored), be up for a naming rights sale - the "Rentokil arena" has a nice ring to it.

I can't see them surviving PSR in 25/26 without pulling a few Chelsea's - sell women's team for X times reality to self, see nonStadium infrastructure to self.

So... in summary, if they thought 24/25 season was bad (and we await this quarter's results), then 25/26 might just be enough to send them down, metaphorically as well as by relegation.
 
To be fair I'm still on a high from seeing this shower get beaten by Spurs. They're getting slaughtered everywhere. God only knows what'll happen if they lost to Villa on Sunday. That lap of honour that most clubs do on the last day of the season will be interesting.
 
It's a crappy tactic they've used to justify job cuts yet again, whilst their owners and investors sit there with billions in their pockets complaining about the small pennies.

Its an interesting question as to whether Ratcliffe should have been called into question the last time they did this, as I think from memory it devalued their shares on the US stock exchange, despite United already having declared in black and white that they were indeed cash rich enough to last well into 2025. It could very easily be seen as misleading information, possibly given to achieve some kind of advantageous position? Or just stupidity?

I find it harder to laugh and joke about them when they're making people unemployed through their own mismanagement, although sure some of these people may be responsible for poor performances, but not all, and they weren't the captains driving the ship onwards into the storm.

I have no idea how bloated they've become in comparison to other premier league teams, and maybe they do have to now cut their cloth accordingly, but they and no 'nited fan should be under any illusion that a major contributing factor in their decline and continued struggles is both the management's refusal to fund their own recovery, and the fans expectations + insistence that united MUST be successful, instantly, without any recognition of awareness or a process.

This isn't even as low as it could get, or should have been. We've been lower. Leeds too. Leicester. Fulham. West Ham. Newcastle. They're lucky they can't be relegated this season, and short of selling their biggest stars and some very smart recruitment, and accepting a position of mediocrity for maybe even a decade, they should be counting their blessings they're still a premier league team.

They have to shift casemiro, Rashford, Anthony, Onana, Mount, pretty much anyone they can. And they have to buy better, no ego, no instant hits, no best player in the league claims. Not big names, but the right players for Amorim to shape a team. But they won't. Why? Because this is Manchesh shooonited and they demand success, yesterday!
 
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It is going to sting for a while. But once the doom and gloom subsides, I believe we will realise the result is not as disastrous in the long run as it currently feels.
With just one game a week next season, he will have more time to work on his system and develop his players with drills and video analysis.
Fewer games should also result in fewer injuries
He can also strengthen relationships - personally and professionally
And the financial blow of missing out on Champions League football is slightly offset by the fact salaries will not increase by 25 per cent for competing in Europe's premier cup competition.
 
Apologies if it's been mentioned further up the thread, but whilst I was reading laughing about the woes over in Trafford, I came across the staggering statistic that they still owe £313M in outstanding transfer payments to other clubs.

This on top of all of the other calamities means that they won't be shopping for the best this summer.
No chance the best players will want to go there. I think they have more chance of relegation than CL next season. Bet they just love these financial rules they wanted.
 
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Hahahahahaha
I've got absolutely no problem with this being on the site of our national broadcaster. I know its only a fan's review, but as long as this sort of shit keeps being pumped out after a disaster of a season, the longer it'll go on for.
 
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