United Thread | 2024/25

[MCFC1993]

They're currently playing the most pointless game ever in Malaysia.

 

[Suze1103]

 

[Oldham Exile]

Currently drawing 0-0 against Asean All Stars after 70mins - bet that's an exciting watch

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

just seen their open bus parade in Malaysia - so funny

 

[MCFC1993]

1-0 to the Malaysian League XI. Horrendous defending hahaha.

 

[Rodri’s ACL]

What’s an ASEAN all-star and how does a Premier League team go 1-0 down to 11?

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

What’s an ASEAN all-star and how does a Premier League team go 1-0 down to 11?

I think it's some kind of lizard.

 

[heslops barnet]

1-0 to the Malaysian League XI. Horrendous defending hahaha.

On in the background……funny as fuck….raggy cunts

 

[heslops barnet]

Any chance of plane being diverted to Turkey on the way home?

 

[Protein Junkie]

What’s an ASEAN all-star and how does a Premier League team go 1-0 down to 11?

My guess is that if they are only 1-0 down they are not playing against eleven Malaysian footballers. Could be dentists, rickshaw drivers or rice farmers !

 

[Vienna_70]

Casemiro on the side of a double decker whilst still looking like he's ate an awful lot of double deckers

It’s a wonder that the bus didn’t topple over.

 

[MCFC1993]

My guess is that if they are only 1-0 down they are not playing against eleven Malaysian footballers. Could be dentists, rickshaw drivers or rice farmers !

About to be runners up in the Malaysian Farmers Cup, some achievement for Amorim.

 

[JASR]

The Biggest Walker: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cn4gjy3wxr3o

This is some stat for a forward. How do you walk up front for 77% of a game? Have I misunderstood the stat?

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Oh he's perfect for united then, it's like they've got PR37 again!

 

[Blueknows]

 

[horlock_was_super]

What’s an ASEAN all-star and how does a Premier League team go 1-0 down to 11?

It's the booby prize in that OMAZE draw thingy

 

[Mentis]

Had to do a double take. Apparently the all stars have a player named Sergio Aguero

 

[MCFC1993]

ASEAN All Stars win 1-0.

Half the stadium left early after paying up to £250 a ticket.

Good effort from Amorim's side to finish runners up in the Maybank Challenge Cup.

 

[TinFoilHat]

"United could not break down a compact and organised side"

Have that one on me Slimey Stone.

 

[I'm With Stupid]

Haha, it's finished and they lost.

My second team is Kuala Lumpur City. Watched them a few times. Dunno if any of their players were in the team though.

 

[MCFC1993]

Scruffy Jim is sacking 5 or 6 admin staff in the morning.