United Thread | 2024/25

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KentBlue said:
If they don't hit the ground running I think Amorim will be gone by Xmas the October International break. He'll be under a lot more pressure this time because of the money spent and the fact he has burned bridges with many so-called 'star' players.

I think he's a decent enough man, comes across as okay, but that club is poisonous and any manager is going to struggle if he doesn't provide instant success.
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It's hard to polish a turd when Citeh have just demolished a European giant, (earning them 36 million quid) in a competition that is a joke because your history team weren't invited to.

So, cue another artists impression of Billy Smarts Big Top and a flowing piece saying it will bring 4.5 billion pounds to the region, create 25,000 jobs and will be built next year using only British labour and materials.

Ha fuckin' ha.
Wankers.
 
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Blue Mist said:
I don't think anybody is allowed to look at the right accounts.
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That cesspit of Club is just one big shim sham.

The financial skulduggery that's going on behind the scenes is perverse. If it was any other club* in the Premier League that was acting like this the FA would be calling the cops.

* with the exception of LFC of course.
 
Blue Mist said:
So, cue another artists impression of Billy's Smarts Big Top and a flowing piece saying it will bring 4.5 billion pounds to the region, create 25,000 jobs and will be built next year using only British labour and materials.

Ha fuckin' ha.
Wankers.
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The irony of this is that you know this, I know it and most fans of other clubs across the country know it.

However, it won't stop them. The media will be more than happy to oblige by writing and reporting on anything they're told to.

It's criminal how low the British Broadcasting media and written press will go to placate the red vermin and collude in the illusion that they're still relevant.
 
Blue Mist said:
It's hard to polish a turd when Citeh have just demolished a European giant, (earning them 36 million quid) in a competition that is a joke because your history team weren't invited to.

So, cue another artists impression of Billy's Smarts Big Top and a flowing piece saying it will bring 4.5 billion pounds to the region, create 25,000 jobs and will be built next year using only British labour and materials.

Ha fuckin' ha.
Wankers.
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its hilarious how they are just plucking random figures out of nowhere with literally nothing to back them up and the gullible will believe them, this is emperors new clothes stuff.
 
Blue Mist said:
So, cue another artists impression of Billy's Smarts Big Top and a flowing piece saying it will bring 4.5 billion pounds to the region, create 25,000 jobs and will be built next year using only British labour and materials.
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Gullible fools who would rather follow the empty promises of their club spokespeople than live in the real world. Naive and easily led, believe only what they want to hear. Acquiescent to the end, they'd rather fill their empty, moronic minds with images of the rags signing world-beaters for minimum outlay, winning every single trophy available to them and generally being the greatest club the world has ever seen.

But it's not happening, Raggie's. Not happening. Your club is as hollow as a politician's promise, and about as popular amongst football fans as another Covid virus. You're not disliked, no no. Not at all...you are fucking loathed and despised. You may well lie there at night under your faded Beckscum duvet, with your grotesque Giggsy lampshade, and your sad and neglected pin-ups of Howard Webb and Mark Clattenburg wining and dining with Gill and the Pisscan, and you may well lie there tentatively fondling your seriously underdeveloped genitalia, remembering the days of Martin Tyler ejaculating whilst screaming out the names of various rag players from the past, but outside your little bubble the rest of the world is watching your vile club doing an excellent imitation of the Titan submersible, and enjoying every second of your long, slow destruction.
 
KentBlue said:
but outside your little bubble the rest of the world is watching your vile club doing an excellent imitation of the Titan submersible, and enjoying every second of your long, slow destruction.
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Luckily for the crew and passengers of the Titan it was unexpected and instantaneous death.

Following United is like being on a raft from a once powerful ship that carried all before it, in an ocean that has developed a leak, that can be seen to be very slowly but inexorably draining away, as you circle faster and faster, clinging on to what was, with the inevitable final consequence clear from your position on the collapsing raft, as more and more give up and bail out screaming ‘its not fair football anymore, games gone’ into the void.

TLDR;
Fuk ‘em
 
KentBlue said:
Gullible fools who would rather follow the empty promises of their club spokespeople than live in the real world. Naive and easily led, believe only what they want to hear. Acquiescent to the end, they'd rather fill their empty, moronic minds with images of the rags signing world-beaters for minimum outlay, winning every single trophy available to them and generally being the greatest club the world has ever seen.

But it's not happening, Raggie's. Not happening. Your club is as hollow as a politician's promise, and about as popular amongst football fans as another Covid virus. You're not disliked, no no. Not at all...you are fucking loathed and despised. You may well lie there at night under your faded Beckscum duvet, with your grotesque Giggsy lampshade, and your sad and neglected pin-ups of Howard Webb and Mark Clattenburg wining and dining with Gill and the Pisscan, and you may well lie there tentatively fondling your seriously underdeveloped genitalia, remembering the days of Martin Tyler ejaculating whilst screaming out the names of various rag players from the past, but outside your little bubble the rest of the world is watching your vile club doing an excellent imitation of the Titan submersible, and enjoying every second of your long, slow destruction.
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Absolutely superb my man, take a bow
 
Aba452 said:
We don't even have to reach into ancient history of piss can shitty pants for their preferential and corrupt treatment. Brighton away, awarded a penalty, after the match had finished...... Says it all.
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...and even more recent than that, when is an offside not an offside?

When City are 1-0 up in a derby game!
 
Citi-leaks said:
Obviously they would replace the non scoring duds. Like I said, it is a very simplistic way of looking at it.

Those 2 players had more goals and goal involvements combined than the 44 goals scored by 15th place.

Even if those 2 players achieved half of what they did last season, it would put 15th place on the same goals tally as Arsenal and Newcastle, last season.
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Or they'd also look like duds in the rags team because they're a shite team.

Pretty much everyone they sign end up looking like absolute turd. Others leave them an end up looking decent elsewhere.

So I don't think it's just a case of those players being able to walk in and make their goal tally improve that much.

Look at Hojlund. He got about 16 goals in all competitions in his first season. Not great, but maybe a bit of potential to improve to 20+...but he regressed in his second season. I think the lad had a bit of potential but they don't improve players there. I bet he'd be decent with proper coaching.
 
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KentBlue said:
Gullible fools who would rather follow the empty promises of their club spokespeople than live in the real world. Naive and easily led, believe only what they want to hear. Acquiescent to the end, they'd rather fill their empty, moronic minds with images of the rags signing world-beaters for minimum outlay, winning every single trophy available to them and generally being the greatest club the world has ever seen.

But it's not happening, Raggie's. Not happening. Your club is as hollow as a politician's promise, and about as popular amongst football fans as another Covid virus. You're not disliked, no no. Not at all...you are fucking loathed and despised. You may well lie there at night under your faded Beckscum duvet, with your grotesque Giggsy lampshade, and your sad and neglected pin-ups of Howard Webb and Mark Clattenburg wining and dining with Gill and the Pisscan, and you may well lie there tentatively fondling your seriously underdeveloped genitalia, remembering the days of Martin Tyler ejaculating whilst screaming out the names of various rag players from the past, but outside your little bubble the rest of the world is watching your vile club doing an excellent imitation of the Titan submersible, and enjoying every second of your long, slow destruction.
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KentBlue said:
Gullible fools who would rather follow the empty promises of their club spokespeople than live in the real world. Naive and easily led, believe only what they want to hear. Acquiescent to the end, they'd rather fill their empty, moronic minds with images of the rags signing world-beaters for minimum outlay, winning every single trophy available to them and generally being the greatest club the world has ever seen.

But it's not happening, Raggie's. Not happening. Your club is as hollow as a politician's promise, and about as popular amongst football fans as another Covid virus. You're not disliked, no no. Not at all...you are fucking loathed and despised. You may well lie there at night under your faded Beckscum duvet, with your grotesque Giggsy lampshade, and your sad and neglected pin-ups of Howard Webb and Mark Clattenburg wining and dining with Gill and the Pisscan, and you may well lie there tentatively fondling your seriously underdeveloped genitalia, remembering the days of Martin Tyler ejaculating whilst screaming out the names of various rag players from the past, but outside your little bubble the rest of the world is watching your vile club doing an excellent imitation of the Titan submersible, and enjoying every second of your long, slow destruction.
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The most eloquent rant I have read in a while.Excellent post sir!
 
I remember the days when I knew we had no chance of winning the premier league title , must be really shit being Nitid fan …

Saying that Howson reckons they’ll be challenging next season afterwards the capture of a Wolves and Brentford player .
 
The Salford lad. said:
I remember the days when I knew we had no chance of winning the premier league title , must be really shit being Nitid fan …

Saying that Howson reckons they’ll be challenging next season afterwards the capture of a Wolves and Brentford player .
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13 times now he's opened his trap pre season about how there going to be back,takes us back to 2012, hows his blood presure these days
 
Blue Mist said:
It's hard to polish a turd when Citeh have just demolished a European giant, (earning them 36 million quid) in a competition that is a joke because your history team weren't invited to.

So, cue another artists impression of Billy Smarts Big Top and a flowing piece saying it will bring 4.5 billion pounds to the region, create 25,000 jobs and will be built next year using only British labour and materials.

Ha fuckin' ha.
Wankers.
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Last night I couldn't help but smile when my Mrs (who knows nothing about football) asked why they weren't playing. Cos they're fucking shite love, that's why.
 
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