United Thread | 2024/25

[Colin Bells Boots]

Glorious to behold.

The lemmings won't be able to contain themselves.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Leave her looking like a plasterers radio?

OHHHHH Yes

 

[KentBlue]

OHHHHH Yes

I had a vision of the Churchill dog nodding vigorously then.

 

[dadnlad]

I've been thinking about this all weekend and I have cum to the conclusion that I would cover her in man juice.

each and everyones chances increased when you think matterface has been there
( he was obviously useless as she got rid )

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

each and everyones chances increased when you think matterface has been there
( he was obviously useless as she got rid )

Well he clearly is 100% a wanker, so of little use to her.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

each and everyones chances increased when you think matterface has been there
( he was obviously useless as she got rid )

She was thinking of me when he was doing her : )

 

[flook]

Johnny Fucking Evans has announced his retirement and taken up a new role with the rags as "head of loans and pathways"

Presumably this is a dual role for dear JFE with responsibility for both securing new loans for the scum from ocean finance and also tending to the upkeep of the pedestrian routes around old toilet.

To be fair to the old fellow, he's always been at the bottom end of my "who to hate at the swamp today" list as he's been inoffensive and relatively well behaved over the years.

 

[Vienna_70]

Johnny Fucking Evans has announced his retirement and taken up a new role with the rags as "head of loans and pathways"

Presumably this is a dual role for dear JFE with responsibility for both securing new loans for the scum from ocean finance and also tending to the upkeep of the pedestrian routes around old toilet.

To be fair to the old fellow, he's always been at the bottom end of my "who to hate at the swamp today" list as he's been inoffensive and relatively well behaved over the years.

And we have to be grateful for his contribution to the result in the Sick Swan.

If he hadn’t pulled Mario back, that glorious score line might never have happened.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

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Yes but he saved it as an Excel spreadsheet.

 

[KentBlue]

Johnny Fucking Evans has announced his retirement and taken up a new role with the rags as "head of loans and pathways"

Presumably this is a dual role for dear JFE with responsibility for both securing new loans for the scum from ocean finance and also tending to the upkeep of the pedestrian routes around old toilet.

To be fair to the old fellow, he's always been at the bottom end of my "who to hate at the swamp today" list as he's been inoffensive and relatively well behaved over the years.

Yep, I can certainly think of many many more of them that raise my ire whenever they're mentioned - and it's a bloody long list!

 

[citizen_maine]

She was thinking of me when he was doing her : )

No wonder she left him

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Yep, I can certainly think of many many more of them that raise my ire whenever they're mentioned - and it's a bloody long list!

Johnny Fucking Evans appointed " Head of loans and pathways " - fucking hell how do their management team keep creating such bullshit positions with collective hype, just to feed their feeble-brained lemmings ?

Their stupidity never ceases to amaze !

 

[plattlanebenches]

Johnny Fucking Evans appointed " Head of loans and pathways " - fucking hell how do their management team keep creating such bullshit positions with collective hype, just to feed their feeble-brained lemmings ?

Their stupidity never ceases to amaze !

Maybe they could have appointed one of the people they made redundant.

 

[big gaz]

Maybe I should have clarified.

As long as they are around, and we have to play them,

If they disappeared from the face of the earth, no one would celebrate more than me.

Good to see the hate has returned to this thread :-)

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Maybe they could have appointed one of the people they made redundant.

Would probably have made a better job of it.

No keep the old guard grateful to be at the greatest club in the world on board to appease the braindead dullards who infest their ranks.

 

[bluemonkey71]

Bunch of jokers. JFE probably on a good wedge aswell. I’ll bet all the people that lost their jobs are overjoyed about it.

Cunts

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Yep, I can certainly think of many many more of them that raise my ire whenever they're mentioned - and it's a bloody long list!

Tbh is is absolutely staggering that the hoardes of fuckwits having witnessed so many shite performances, piss poor signings over many yeasrs, etc, and still believe that they will come good.

They obviously believe that witchcraft or vudoo will revive their ailing team, as millions of wasted pounds and umpteen overhyped and clueless managers haven't been able to manage it.

 

[Spanishbob]

Can I just say I enjoy coming on this thread and when them red tossers go down next season I will be cumming in my kecks. SCUM.

 

[bakerdave76]

Ha ha

 

[jrb]

Chelsea could reportedly lose around £300m and remain compliant with Premier League regulations.

This follows the sale of their women's team to parent company BlueCo for £198.7m, with the change of ownership confirmed just two days before the deadline to register finances for the 2023-24 season.

The Premier League's 20 clubs opted not to close a loophole allowing teams to generate income by selling assets to sister companies, with the Blues already registering the sale of two hotels to an affiliate company for £76.5m.

Revealed: How Chelsea are funding their latest transfer splurge

Fans many have queried another large spend from the club, amid an increased focus on profit and sustainability rules (PSR) and the £1.3billion forked out on transfers since 2022.

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