United Thread | 2025/26

[Bluekiwi]

I was feeling quite depressed (ignoring Spurs) these past 24 hours ---- I had received an appointment for a day patient heart procedure requiring I be at the hospital at 7:00AM - I would have to leave home at 5;30AM to drive to that appointment. heaven knows what time I would have to get out of bed.

As I was chopping firewood this morning, taking my frustration out of the logs of wood, my wife emerged outdoors and with joy in her voice, said "Grimsby beat United on a penalty shootout after the game ended 2 - 2". Boy did my mood change from that second on.

 

[Vienna_70]

I do not for one second believe the scum's players are worth £1.2bn.

But that’s what they cost.

There is a difference.

 

[manimanc]

Might as well be Celtic

Where’s that piss taking video when you want it.

 

[TShed]

Quite right. I remember Droylsden getting beaten there 3-5 a good few years ago.

I went to the first game when Colin Williams had a decent winner disallowed should have won 1-0 kicked off for fun great days

 

[Harvster]

Stone: "manchester united are not a club built to lose to fourth-tier opposition, but here we are"

we, not they

 

[MikeF]

I feel a cold coming on, might have to get some fisherman’s friend. Better hand them out to all n sundry at work too. Nip it in the bud

 

[Bigga]

I, almost, posted the 'Its LB' version of this as 'Saeed Bingo', but it's worth watching/ hearing the rant in itself too...

 

[der bomber28]

Ee bah gum, grim up north tint it? Absolutely brilliant hahahaha, Onana up to his old tricks again as well haha. Just worried this forces their hand into going for Donnarumma, don’t want this comedy rollercoaster to end. ;)

 

[Vienna_70]

I feel a cold coming on, might have to get some fisherman’s friend. Better hand them out to all n sundry at work too. Nip it in the bud

Especially any rags you work with.

 

[Skrastins]

 

[Vienna_70]

I, almost, posted the 'Its LB' version of this as 'Saeed Bingo', but it's worth watching/ hearing the rant in itself too...

Worst position in their history?

Fucking knob!

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

 

[jamesha]

Today is unique in history - I actually really want to hear what the likes of Neville, Scholes, Yorke and other red vermin have to say.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Worth airing again.
Theatre of Breams.

Also did you know that Slabheads forename is actually an abbreviation of Hail Mary.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

A place in Europe is the target and I don't mean an apartment.

I know that 'cup' will most probably be also done before the clocks go back/forward in October.

You mean a villa in Sitges..??

 

[Bluesince1979]

This is Manchester United we're talking about, Manchester United!

You mean ,”manchesunited”

 

[blueste41]

 

[Bigga]

Ahh! Loverly meltdown galores...

 

[roach3]

Southgate.

Only one knight of the realm will be allowed at the swamp

 

[Gogootz]

They sacked the dinner ladies so they could bring him in - who's left to sack to pay him off?