United Thread | 2025/26

[blue b4 the moon]

They sacked the dinner ladies so they could bring him in - who's left to sack to pay him off?

The funny thing is the scruffy one will be crying poverty again and the sheeple will forget all about the £200+m they've just spent.

Moron sounded a beaten man after the game but even he wouldn't be stupid enough to walk. Of course, like Barca paying all of fish fingers wages, they could spin he's walked when he does go and hide the monies under some other redcunts subsidiary.

 

[hilts]

Gareth incoming I suspect

It is more humane to put them to sleep I suppose

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

Hopefully not before the derby.

Why, do you think him and his waistcoat have what it takes to revolutionise United and beat us?

 

[bondsman]

I, almost, posted the 'Its LB' version of this as 'Saeed Bingo', but it's worth watching/ hearing the rant in itself too...

Shame on him for that clobber.

 

[OldhamBlue94]

Ohhhh I’ve woke up in such a good fucking mood hahahahaha

 

[jrb]

Ruben Scamorim. ;-)

 

[TheGhost]

This is a beauty from the Caff

“We are not a sacking club, but we are a joke.”

 

[simmo]

How will they fair on a wet Wednesday night in Cleethorpes ?

Absolutely abysmal. How much did the side cost at 90minutes. Must be at least 800m compared to a Grimsby sub signed from Truro for peanuts.

 

[jrb]

If you are going to the Chippy today, ask for Chips and battered United.

 

[Gazza]

It is more humane to put them to sleep I suppose

That's what Southgate does with his style of football.

 

[tommybooth]

Panic on the streets of London.

 

[TheGhost]

This is a beauty from the Caff

“We are not a sacking club, but we are a joke.”

 

[surprisedbygrass]

That was one of the most bizarre and hilarious things I've seen in a long time.

Playing with his little tactics board actaully on the touchline whilst the game is going on around him.

He's doing the Rag jigsaw . More than a few pieces still missing methinks ....

November 2024 .Sky News quoting Scruffy Jim in his appointment " this is the final piece of the jigsaw "

 

[Scaring Europe to Death]

When was the last time that the rags had been knocked out of a competition before City had even entered?

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

There’s three days left in August and there are only two competitions left they can actually compete in.

 

[Fred_Quimby]

 

[jamesha]

I beat Burnley cannot wait to play the rags on Saturday - shame it is not on the tele.

 

[Tracking back]

He's not going to be there when they play us, sadly. New manager bounce incoming!

To be fair, from what I've seen from the players demeanor, they're probably just as disenfranchised as the manager.

I wouldn't be surprised if there is a significant amount of personnel at that club who'd wished they'd torn up their contracts after taking their first look behind the curtain. Whatever the rags are selling to them is obviously based on some pipe dream (which gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "theater of dreams").

I'm sure most people that join that excuse of a football club must experience buyers remorse within the first fourteen days of signing.

I personally don't think there's any bouncing back from this. It really does look like the game is well and truly up for them.

 

[roach3]

I beat Burnley cannot wait to play the rags on Saturday - shame it is not on the tele.

It’ll be on mine

 

[Tracking back]

They could only play 40 games this season.

It all makes perfect sense.

I wondered what the attraction was, for these so called good players to join that relic of a football club.

It's so obvious now.

Triple your salary for working less hours. What's not to like?