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surprisedbygrass said:
He's on his way . United shrill Jamie Jackson doing a grand job here preparing the ground . No doubt briefed by insiders to be on message .

No coming back from that photo on the bench in the rain on a wet Tuesday night at Grimsby . Get rid .

Here we go. Swamp bingo .

Blaming the latest in a long line of managers, even though everyone from the sacked tea lady up said this one needed time and they would need to be patient . He goes in hard citing A Moron's stubborn , dog in a manger blindness , although he has to conceed they all wanted a systems manager this time round.

Blaming the benching of a teenager with some debatable potential for the whole midfield shitshow
( didn't he play the other night ?) Perfect example of the missing piece of the jigsaw .

Blaming the goalkeeping . Fair enough .

Revealing the septic state at the Royal Court at the swamp with MUTV wading in with hints from the players that their shambolic lack of passion the other night was down to the manager ! ....

The laughable and most enjoyable thing is that he can't see that he and his media cronies are part of the problem .

Rags get eyes on the page whatever is going on and he needs them to rise and fail every few months / weeks in order to stay in a job . Build them up then knock em down .

Institutional old school media is in a last ditch battle with the socials and they need need need the Rags just to stay afloat whether it's the BBC , newspapers or even Sky . In fact it's jackpot time if they are shit . Spectacle is what is demanded and that lot down the road are in bed with the devil .

Love it love it . It's the blind leading the blind in a feeding frenzy of failure and survival . Mutual dependency .

Makes me glad we are Likkle Tight Lipped City. The way our club is run must irritate the hell out of these " journalists " as we give them nothing but Pep's scraps at news conferences to feed on .

www.theguardian.com

Ruben Amorim says ‘something has to change’ at United. What should that be?

Despairing head coach is searching for answers to his team’s malaise and promises a rethink in the international break
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They had a plan, identify the best football Sporting Director available & for once let him be over the football department & keep the business heads out of it. They waited, paid the money got Dan Ashworth then they stopped listening as soon as they heard we were looking at Amorim. Why, because they are obsessed with City. So the business heads made the call, Ashworth was sacked & pissed himself all the way to the bank & the poor fuckers in the canteen lost their job to ish for it.

Which poor fuckers lose their job now?
 
So Betis told the player to reject other offers
Didn’t meet United’s original demand
Put low ball bid and United accepted that and now they are backing off?

Lol
 
cheekybids said:
They had a plan, identify the best football Sporting Director available & for once let him be over the football department & keep the business heads out of it. They waited, paid the money got Dan Ashworth then they stopped listening as soon as they heard we were looking at Amorim. Why, because they are obsessed with City. So the business heads made the call, Ashworth was sacked & pissed himself all the way to the bank & the poor fuckers in the canteen lost their job to ish for it.

Which poor fuckers lose their job now?
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Good point . It's like the plot of Sunset Boulevard . The press is the loyal retainer , Max stealing a living The Club led by pisscan is Norma, and we have a succession of managerial Joe's ending up dead in the swimming pool

www.bfi.org.uk

Sunset Blvd. (1950)

Tinseltown’s greatest self-satire, a gothic requiem for big-screen bygones and the highs of screen stardom.
www.bfi.org.uk
 
dhruvblue said:
So Betis told the player to reject other offers
Didn’t meet United’s original demand
Put low ball bid and United accepted that and now they are backing off?

Lol
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Betis can’t afford his wages! He is a 25m player but he still has 4 years left on mega money at the rags!
 
It's being reported that a Man United training session was delayed for nearly 2 hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the pitch.

Training was suspended while an investigation was launched. After a complete analysis, experts determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the Goal Line.

Training resumed after it was decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season.
 
Just pure enjoyment sensing that this season could be more of the same in Ragsville.
We had comedy gold this week at Grimsby with Rimjob and his band of mercenaries.
Today we have Real Betis making mugs out of the Rags (not difficult I know) over the fidget spinner. £80+ million he cost WTF.
Lurchio could be Chav bound for a season of splinters.
Then there’s Pope Fishcake who seems to play for about as much time as side one of any vinyl album.
And finally they could help us in the CL by flogging the Danish goal drought to Napoli.
There is hope on the horizon. If Rimjob does get his P45 then Russell Martin could soon be available.
 
Ideally the rags don't sell any of the deadwood that's on big money
They all go out on loans around Europe with the rags continuing to pay at least half of their salaries
Then come January the rags draw Brentford or similar away in the FA Cup and lose whilst they continue a very underwhelming Premier league campaign sitting in 15th place
 
waspish said:
Betis can’t afford his wages! He is a 25m player but he still has 4 years left on mega money at the rags!
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But what were they doing full summer in that case? If they couldn’t pay his wages why were they discussing with rags? And why didnt player know this was happening.
Rags are joke ( if he is on mega deal) but Betis and player too came out to be bigger idiots
 
cheekybids said:
They had a plan, identify the best football Sporting Director available & for once let him be over the football department & keep the business heads out of it. They waited, paid the money got Dan Ashworth then they stopped listening as soon as they heard we were looking at Amorim. Why, because they are obsessed with City. So the business heads made the call, Ashworth was sacked & pissed himself all the way to the bank & the poor fuckers in the canteen lost their job to ish for it.

Which poor fuckers lose their job now?
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CDS....City Derrangement Syndrome.
 
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