United Thread | 2025/26

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It's being reported that a Man United training session was delayed for nearly 2 hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the pitch.

Training was suspended while an investigation was launched. After a complete analysis, experts determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the Goal Line.

Training resumed after it was decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season.
 
Just pure enjoyment sensing that this season could be more of the same in Ragsville.
We had comedy gold this week at Grimsby with Rimjob and his band of mercenaries.
Today we have Real Betis making mugs out of the Rags (not difficult I know) over the fidget spinner. £80+ million he cost WTF.
Lurchio could be Chav bound for a season of splinters.
Then there’s Pope Fishcake who seems to play for about as much time as side one of any vinyl album.
And finally they could help us in the CL by flogging the Danish goal drought to Napoli.
There is hope on the horizon. If Rimjob does get his P45 then Russell Martin could soon be available.
 
Ideally the rags don't sell any of the deadwood that's on big money
They all go out on loans around Europe with the rags continuing to pay at least half of their salaries
Then come January the rags draw Brentford or similar away in the FA Cup and lose whilst they continue a very underwhelming Premier league campaign sitting in 15th place
 
waspish said:
Betis can’t afford his wages! He is a 25m player but he still has 4 years left on mega money at the rags!
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But what were they doing full summer in that case? If they couldn’t pay his wages why were they discussing with rags? And why didnt player know this was happening.
Rags are joke ( if he is on mega deal) but Betis and player too came out to be bigger idiots
 
cheekybids said:
They had a plan, identify the best football Sporting Director available & for once let him be over the football department & keep the business heads out of it. They waited, paid the money got Dan Ashworth then they stopped listening as soon as they heard we were looking at Amorim. Why, because they are obsessed with City. So the business heads made the call, Ashworth was sacked & pissed himself all the way to the bank & the poor fuckers in the canteen lost their job to ish for it.

Which poor fuckers lose their job now?
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CDS....City Derrangement Syndrome.
 
mancboy said:
For every blue who had to take an unbearable amount of shit in the workplace or the playground while we were at our lowest ebb and they were winning.

For every blue who stuck it out and laughed while those pricks rubbed it in our faces with their stupid fucking banner and that gigantic arsehole gpc.

For every blue who showed up and indulged in gallows humour while we lost at home to fucking stockport.

For every blue who queud for 8 fucking hrs for gillingham tickets to see us go 2 0 down and think not again but stuck it till the end.

For every blue who dared to dream when the sheikh showed up but was still mocked and told we were nothing but a rich mans play thing.

For every blue who saw us go 2-1 down to qpr and thought how can you keep doing this to us but still stuck it to see the aguero moment.

Now, now is your time you can turn round, stand up tall, stick your chest out, stick two fingers up and say fuck you and everyone that looks like you, even at our worst we were still levels above your toxic stain of a club, you will never know what its like to be a blue, you will never know what its like to support gods own club nor will you ever deserve to.
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Churchillian.... excellent!
 
dhruvblue said:
But what were they doing full summer in that case? If they couldn’t pay his wages why were they discussing with rags? And why didnt player know this was happening.
Rags are joke ( if he is on mega deal) but Betis and player too came out to be bigger idiots
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Personally I couldn't care less about Betis, but they made the rags look the amateurish wankers they are so that pleases me no end.
 
Every club knows they need to move these players on. Terms will be dictated to the Rags not by them. Rinsed by Brentford already this season and it will continue until 7pm on 1/9. Almorons strong public stance has seriously weakened the Rags here. Every loan deal will be to their detriment but still Stone will report it as a success.

Already dropped Garnacho's value by £20 million and not a mention on the payment terms either. Shouted from the rooftops that FishFingers wages were getting fully covered by Barca, Chelsea hopefully telling the Rags it's £40 million at £8 million a year for 5 years take it or leave it but we'll not hear that and it will go down as £40 million pure profit this accounting period without question.

They are fucked and if they were not running 2 sets of accounts would be doing a Leeds already.
 
Metal Biker said:
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We'll not see a talent like his again in the Premier League.

I for one, have not stopped laughing. To honour the occasion, I shall laugh again.

Bwah!
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Didn't he do that against pish opposition in a cup game ?
 
OOh they're no 'appy on Da Caf about Gazpacho!

How easily they turn on one of their own who was carrying them, effectively.

Nyehehehe! He was probably one of two of the only danger men they had left.
 
Fascinating to see what happens later if Untied don't manage to beat Burnley convincingly. They can't sack Amorim without starting the whole cycle of change the manager/change the players/system farce yet again but what if he decides to walk (which is seemingly more and more possible) ?
 
Really_here said:
Fascinating to see what happens later if Untied don't manage to beat Burnley convincingly. They can't sack Amorim without starting the whole cycle of change the manager/change the players/system farce yet again but what if he decides to walk (which is seemingly more and more possible) ?
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If he's got any sense he'll stay put and take the money. No way would anyone walk out with that sort of money waiting for them - unless there truly is something wrong with his bonce.
 
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