United Thread | 2025/26

[tommy116]

My biggest fear is they get the next appointment right this clown won’t last beyond the next international break, probably go for Iraola

People have been saying that for years and previously they may of even had the right man in charge but the problem is far deeper than that.

 

[Debaser]

Wayne rooney (now a pundit) says this...

Ruben Amorim's win rate across all competitions is the worst of any permanent Manchester United manager since World War Two and his win record is a dismal 26% in the league.


haha ha

Wayne Rooney didn't think this though the thick ****

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

He probably uses a ghost thinker for his articles.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

A quick question, anyone know the date of Mcliars court appearance for his sentencing in Greece??

 

[mattcity5]

 

[spinney]

When the rags players came over to their remaining fans (hahaha) we were queuing to get out of SS3 and everyone was singing "You're fucking shit " at them.
Always good to take the piss out of the cunts isn't it

Awww I missed that ! ...... that's my favourite derby day song an all

 

[Skrastins]

Seems Amorim is asking to be sacked

They again will fall in the same hole as previous years. Sign a manager, who prefers to set-up differently than previous one, then fail and make the same eternal circle again.

 

[Bantamgaz]

Well the cycle has started even earlier i believed they would get off to a decentish start put away Grimsby and the rag media gets all giddy ...........but here we are in September and we have to put up with the whats wrong with United bollocks ..................they are fucking shit they will sack this manager they will throw 500 million at the next messiah and he will be booted out within the next year or so ..........rinse and repeat.

The poor bastards need to forget about past glories they just need to realise they are a bog standard club that may get the odd cup win like the 70s and 80s

 

[TonyColemansbagofapples]

At least the hierarchy seem happy…

Mop and bucket to the second row, the pisscan has shit himself again.

 

[Gray]

oohh, they give me LIFE!!!



Inject them into my veins!!

The block on the left had just come from a support Palestine rally.

 

[journolud]

Wayne rooney (now a pundit) says this...

Ruben Amorim's win rate across all competitions is the worst of any permanent Manchester United manager since World War Two and his win record is a dismal 26% in the league.


haha ha

Wayne Rooney didn't think this though the thick ****

AI generated...

wayne rooney win record as a manager
Wayne Rooney has managed four clubs in his career,
Plymouth Argyle, Birmingham City, D.C. United, and Derby County.
Here is a summary of his managerial record at each club:

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Club​

[/th][th]

Tenure​

[/th][th]

Win Ratio​

[/th]​

[td]Derby County[/td][td]November 2020 - June 2022[/td][td]28%[/td] [td]D.C. United[/td][td]July 2022 - October 2023[/td][td]26%[/td] [td]Birmingham City[/td][td]October 2023 - January 2024[/td][td]13.3%[/td] [td]Plymouth Argyle[/td][td]May 2024 - December 2024[/td][td]24%[/td]

His overall managerial record across all his roles stands at 46 wins from 177 matches, according to Sofascore. This translates to an overall win rate of 26%.

 

[Protein Junkie]

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Haaland has now scored more PL goals than Sir Marcus of Fishfinger.

In 196 fewer games.

Pfft. Pope Fishcake had an assist for Barca yesterday I’ll have you know.
How do I know? It’s plastered all over the Beeb website. Whoopy fucking do.

 

[solley attwell]

They bought hoijland because he was Scandinavian and sounded like haaland
It seems they bought sesko because he was balkan and sounds like Dzeko
But this guy is pure turd
As wee Davey once said " we aspire to be City"

 

[Protein Junkie]

A quick question, anyone know the date of Mcliars court appearance for his sentencing in Greece??

He faces up to three years as a support pillar in the Parthenon if found guilty.

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

He probably uses a ghost thinker for his articles.

Under appreciated post!

 

[KentBlue]

AI generated...

wayne rooney win record as a manager
Wayne Rooney has managed four clubs in his career,
Plymouth Argyle, Birmingham City, D.C. United, and Derby County.
Here is a summary of his managerial record at each club:

[th]
Club

[/th][th]
Tenure

[/th][th]
Win Ratio

[/th]​

[td]Derby County[/td][td]November 2020 - June 2022[/td][td]28%[/td] [td]D.C. United[/td][td]July 2022 - October 2023[/td][td]26%[/td] [td]Birmingham City[/td][td]October 2023 - January 2024[/td][td]13.3%[/td] [td]Plymouth Argyle[/td][td]May 2024 - December 2024[/td][td]24%[/td]

His overall managerial record across all his roles stands at 46 wins from 177 matches, according to Sofascore. This translates to an overall win rate of 26%.

And the Tudor monarch is paid to sit there and advise another manager? (Jeff? Did I tell you it was unbelievable?)

 

[117 M34]

Said to my mate yesterday on about 75 minutes that it was crazy they spent £70m on a striker and didn't play him.
He pointed to him on the pitch and said that's him there. I didn't realise he was playing. Did he touch the ball?

 

[Paladin]

Wayne rooney (now a pundit) says this...

Ruben Amorim's win rate across all competitions is the worst of any permanent Manchester United manager since World War Two and his win record is a dismal 26% in the league.


haha ha

Well one thing's for sure: Rooney didn't write it. He wouldn't know how to research the statistics, and he certainly wouldn't know how to calculate the win percentage.

 

[mexico1970]

oohh, they give me LIFE!!!



Inject them into my veins!!

Shouty **** in shouty **** shocker.

 

[mexico1970]

Is he asking to be sacked here, there's something a bit Alan Ballish how he speaks, I'm convinced they will be will relegated if he is still there after Xmas, love him

He is being paid a fortune, hope he continues to make a pigs ear of it gets a lovely pay off and the rags employ some other chancer who wants an early pay day.